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Latest News Items

» Defiant-Class Deck Plans

Posted on Thu Dec 14th, 2023 @ 8:04pm by Commander Kevin Lance in General News

Hey Crewmates!

I have been using an online resource of official deck plans for Star Trek Universe ships.

https://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/sd-defiant.php

I have found this site extremely helpful when writing up descriptions of different locations on the ship. I occasionally deviate to aid the storyline, like making the XO's quarters two rooms, and there are some non-sequiters, like a turbolift to nowhere on Deck, but overall I find it useful in maintaining continuity.

LT Lance

» Fleet Awards

Posted on Sat Jun 24th, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Admiral Ken Gillis in General News

Good day to you all!

Please find this month’s Fleet Awards HERE.

Unfortunately there is no representation from the Chuck Norris this month, but given that we’ve only just got the sim restarted, I’m sure that will change in the coming months! There’s certainly enough talent onboard!


Keep up the good work, and tell your friends about us! We’re always looking for players to join our crew!


Captain Paxton Beckett

» Departure of a Crewmember

Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2021 @ 2:24am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day All,

Lieutenant Djon Zyngh has decided that his writing style no longer coincides with the style of the sim. For this reason he has chosen to depart from the sim. We wish him well on his future endeavors.

For this reason, his characters will be written off the sim, however the current mission of "Death's Triangle" will continue, but the First Contact element can be put to the sideline.

Thank you,

Justin/Winters

» Clearing up the Personnel Roster

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 6:27pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day Everyone,

As some of you may have seen, from the last post of our current mission, to the Personnel Roster, there has been a purge to remove inactive players. All those players had not posted in over 3 months, and not logged in for over 2. I would like to make sure that our newer players, and anyone interested can get their choice to positions that are open.

I made this announcement in the discord, but I am also going to make it here. If you still would like to be listed as an active character, please let…

» A New Crewmember

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 5:53pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

=/\= Incoming Transmission =/\=

All hands this is the Captain, please welcome aboard the newest crewmember on the Chuck Norris:

Lieutenant JG Lyra Blake will be taking over the position as our Chief Medical Officer.

Please take the time to welcome them to the crew!

Thank you,

Captain Winters

=/\= End Transmission =/\=

Latest Mission Posts

» That way.

Mission: Into the mirror
Posted on Mon Feb 2nd, 2026 @ 8:55pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Lieutenant Commander Ech'am G'ginloss & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

ON:
{Harbinger}

Tucking the kids in bed, Mira made her way to the bridge.

“Captain, we are on course. And I have everything under control here.” Montgomery told her. He was a little surprised she was still awake. “You ok” he asked her.

Mira shrugged her shoulder. “I hope I am doing the right thing. I feel like the evidence wasn’t completely clear as to where Kevin is. All I could find out was scans reported a human male on that ship. The other humans was clearly from the Mirror universe. The ship has the ID had ISS standing for…

» Whatever Remains

Mission: Into the mirror
Posted on Mon Feb 2nd, 2026 @ 8:12pm by Commander Kevin Lance

on:
{Somewhere in the Mirror Universe}

Consciousness returned slowly to him. The soft hum of electronics slowly penetrated the haze in his mind, rising in volume as the sounds became more distinct and differentiated from each other. Voices began to separate themselves from the background noise but he couldn’t piece together the meaning of the words.

He became aware of his fingers and toes responding to his mind’s commands, wiggling and flexing as sensation returned. He tries to lift an arm to his face but was resisted and quickly he decided that the effort was not worth the desire to…

» Full speed ahead

Mission: Into the mirror
Posted on Thu Jan 22nd, 2026 @ 3:37am by Lieutenant Betaras K'ner & Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Commander Ech'am G'ginloss

ON:

{IKV Harbinger}

Mira walked around, amazed at the changes to the ship. It had the definite Federation luxury she had hoped for without losing any of the strength the Klingon ship had while in service to her late mate. Kolar had loved this ship.

“Captain! Captain?”

Mira turned her head to see Ensign Dobbs running to her with a PADD in his hand.

“Last minute transfers.” He told her, clearly out of breath from his run. Taking the PADD, she frowned. “Not these three. No way in Gre’thor will I go on a mission with this guy!”

Ensign Dobbs…

» And so it begins

Mission: Into the mirror
Posted on Wed Jan 14th, 2026 @ 4:09am by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

ON:
{Starbase 364, Captain's meeting}

Mira was about to lose her temper. The meeting had gone on far too long. She kept checking her PADD. Kevin hadn’t been found yet. None of this made any sense how had he gotten off the ship with out a trace?

Even the Klingon ships were being searched and scanned after she accused someone of the possibility of kidnapping him. Of course they had been insulted but Mira had pointed out that there had been an explosion, a head of a Klingon house had been killed of course someone would retaliate. Begrudgingly they permitted…

» Plans within plans

Mission: Into the mirror
Posted on Wed Jan 7th, 2026 @ 6:54pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Commander Ech'am G'ginloss & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:
{Captain’s family quarters }

Mira crossed her legs. Her bare foot rocking back and forth as she pinched the bridge of her nose.

“You knew this was all going to happen and yet to didn’t tell me before?” Mira was fighting with her anger. “You let him get kidnapped.” She hadn’t realized it, but she had jumped up and got in an attack stance, ready to attack him.

“You know the rules, everything has to happen as planned or the timeline will snap.”

Mira sighed. “How convenient and yet you saved me?”

“There will be a time you will…

Latest Personal Logs

» Not Again!

Posted on Tue Jan 6th, 2026 @ 8:47pm by Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

K'ner wondered if this counted as an official visit; she knew the counselor had been reviewing the personal logs she'd sent on a regular frequency.

"What?!" T'Pralik exclaimed, almost squishing the piece of soap in her hand that she'd been carving.

K'ner chuckled lightly. "After all this time, it still seems odd when you express like that. Yes, we're headed out, the XO has been snatched, and we may find another child of the CO's."

The slightly heavy-set woman shook her head. "For such a small crew, I certainly have a lot of work."

K'ner sobered. "You might be needed…

» Ambassador

Posted on Sun Jan 4th, 2026 @ 12:14am by Lieutenant Commander Ech'am G'ginloss

Computer, record new log, titled Ambassador.

It comes once again with great glory that I am able to come back to the federation ship I have been part of for some time. There was one which challenged me to combat and the trials of Khaless. This one was young, strong, and seemed to have something to prove. Maybe to himself, maybe to others. In this challange he sought my place. He sought to become the Ambassador between the Klingon faction, and the Federation. One does not come to this position with fear or trepidation in their soul. This young warrior…

» Dreams part 1

Posted on Wed Sep 17th, 2025 @ 7:24pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance

On:
{Personal quarters, USS Chuck Norris 2 days ago.}

She awoke with a start, expecting to be drenched in sweat. She wasn’t. Mira was safe in bed next to Kevin.

Mira’s fingertips rubbed her forehead another headache was in full force. The dream or more of a nightmare had happened again. She would love to just shove it away behind one of the many doors the Vulcan doctor had helped her make in her mind but she had been warned not to.

First Let it play out then it would go back to being behind the door it should be.…

» Venus

Posted on Thu Jun 12th, 2025 @ 5:46pm by Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti

It's been a crazy few months, being gone away from the Chuck Norris and my family takes a toll.

But finally back on the Norris with Dianna and Venus, my how she has grown and she's already two years old.

I saved Mira's ass a few times but hey always have to be ready for anything.

» Personal Log: Lieutenant JB Dersch

Posted on Sun Jul 21st, 2024 @ 7:28am by Lieutenant JB Dersch

Date: 2392-07-21

Stardate: 58241.1

Location: USS Chuck Norris, Earth Orbital Dock

Log Entry

Well, here we are—on the brink of a new adventure as the USS Chuck Norris is almost ready to leave Earth’s orbit. It’s been a whirlwind of activity these past few weeks, and I’ve been doing my best to keep up with everything as the new Assistant Chief Security/Tactical Officer.

Ship's Status:

The Chuck Norris is still in the final stages of pre-launch preparations. The crew is abuzz with activity, completing system checks, calibrating equipment, and attending briefings. The atmosphere on board is charged with excitement, and…