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Latest News Items

» Defiant-Class Deck Plans

Posted on Thu Dec 14th, 2023 @ 8:04pm by Commander Kevin Lance in General News

Hey Crewmates!

I have been using an online resource of official deck plans for Star Trek Universe ships.

https://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/sd-defiant.php

I have found this site extremely helpful when writing up descriptions of different locations on the ship. I occasionally deviate to aid the storyline, like making the XO's quarters two rooms, and there are some non-sequiters, like a turbolift to nowhere on Deck, but overall I find it useful in maintaining continuity.

LT Lance

» Fleet Awards

Posted on Sat Jun 24th, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Admiral Ken Gillis in General News

Good day to you all!

Please find this month’s Fleet Awards HERE.

Unfortunately there is no representation from the Chuck Norris this month, but given that we’ve only just got the sim restarted, I’m sure that will change in the coming months! There’s certainly enough talent onboard!


Keep up the good work, and tell your friends about us! We’re always looking for players to join our crew!


Captain Paxton Beckett

» Departure of a Crewmember

Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2021 @ 2:24am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day All,

Lieutenant Djon Zyngh has decided that his writing style no longer coincides with the style of the sim. For this reason he has chosen to depart from the sim. We wish him well on his future endeavors.

For this reason, his characters will be written off the sim, however the current mission of "Death's Triangle" will continue, but the First Contact element can be put to the sideline.

Thank you,

Justin/Winters

» Clearing up the Personnel Roster

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 6:27pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day Everyone,

As some of you may have seen, from the last post of our current mission, to the Personnel Roster, there has been a purge to remove inactive players. All those players had not posted in over 3 months, and not logged in for over 2. I would like to make sure that our newer players, and anyone interested can get their choice to positions that are open.

I made this announcement in the discord, but I am also going to make it here. If you still would like to be listed as an active character, please let…

» A New Crewmember

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 5:53pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

=/\= Incoming Transmission =/\=

All hands this is the Captain, please welcome aboard the newest crewmember on the Chuck Norris:

Lieutenant JG Lyra Blake will be taking over the position as our Chief Medical Officer.

Please take the time to welcome them to the crew!

Thank you,

Captain Winters

=/\= End Transmission =/\=

Latest Mission Posts

» We do it again?

Mission: Into the mirror
Posted on Sun May 3rd, 2026 @ 11:39pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

ON:

{Harbinger}

Mira’s fingertips rubbed the place her forehead normally had her spots. “ do we know why?”

Montgomery frowned. “If Sandman is to be believed, there was a man they were supposed to kill on the planet. What kind of name is Sandman?”

Mira sighed. “Codenames, Montgomery. It’s just his codename. He normally kills the target. The endless sleep. Where is he now?”

“Sandman or Bishop?” He asked her.

Rolling her eyes. She gave a little sigh. “Bishop!”

“OH, he is in the brig. I kept the two section 31 agents apart.”

Mira nodded. “OK. We keep them apart…

» Reversal

Mission: Starbase 364
Posted on Fri May 1st, 2026 @ 2:36pm by Commander Kevin Lance

on:
{Orion, Mirror Universe}

Everything was proceeding to plan, the chief of staff reflected with delight.

The presence of the Emperor's doppelganger from the other universe was achieving its dual purpose of drawing the Angel of Death to Orion and giving the real Emperor cover to execute his covert mission to Trillius Prime where he planned to eliminate the remainder of the Angel's family.

To kill the decoy target, the Angel would need to infiltrate the Imperial Facility and by design, it would be much harder to exit than it would be to enter. She would be allowed to kill…

» Let's go

Mission: Into the mirror
Posted on Sun Apr 26th, 2026 @ 4:25pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

ON:

{ Orion }

Looking up Mira gave a little frown “ how high do you think you can toss me.”

Awal started to narrow his eye at her until he followed her gaze up the side of a building. “We going up?”

Mira nodded as Awal took ahold of her waist tossed her up. She grabbed a bar and swung herself up, tying off rope for the others to get up she looked over the ledge. “This spot should be perfect “

“And it should keep you out of trouble.” Awal added.

“I am not that bad “ Mira…

» Deception

Mission: Into the mirror
Posted on Sun Apr 26th, 2026 @ 5:13am by Commander Kevin Lance

on:
{Orion, Mirror Universe}

“You will be happy to learn that this little charade is also at an end.”

Kevin look up from the book that he had been reading. The Captain of the Emperor’s Guard, a man who had never volunteer his name and Kevin had not bothered to learn, entered the room. As expected from the surly tone of address, he was alone. In his several days of loosely guard captivity, Kevin had come to the conclusion that most of the guards and administrative staff that he had come into infrequent contact with were under the impression that…

» Grab and go

Mission: Into the mirror
Posted on Fri Apr 17th, 2026 @ 10:11pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{Harbinger holodeck}

The changes to his mom made Kolar’s eyes widen when he saw her. Mira placed Ashla on the grown to crawl around before she sat on the grown with the kids. Ashla was getting the hang of crawling faster than Mira had thought she would.

Kolar touched her skin. “Are you staying like that?” He asked her. His voice a little unsure.

“Nope, we’ll be back to normal once we start heading home.” Seeing the look on his face, she grinned. “Yeah, voice is different too.” Mira told him.

Shan’nara nodded. “It’s a nice voice very….pretty but…

Latest Personal Logs

» Not Again!

Posted on Tue Jan 6th, 2026 @ 8:47pm by Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

K'ner wondered if this counted as an official visit; she knew the counselor had been reviewing the personal logs she'd sent on a regular frequency.

"What?!" T'Pralik exclaimed, almost squishing the piece of soap in her hand that she'd been carving.

K'ner chuckled lightly. "After all this time, it still seems odd when you express like that. Yes, we're headed out, the XO has been snatched, and we may find another child of the CO's."

The slightly heavy-set woman shook her head. "For such a small crew, I certainly have a lot of work."

K'ner sobered. "You might be needed…

» Ambassador

Posted on Sun Jan 4th, 2026 @ 12:14am by Lieutenant Commander Ech'am G'ginloss

Computer, record new log, titled Ambassador.

It comes once again with great glory that I am able to come back to the federation ship I have been part of for some time. There was one which challenged me to combat and the trials of Khaless. This one was young, strong, and seemed to have something to prove. Maybe to himself, maybe to others. In this challange he sought my place. He sought to become the Ambassador between the Klingon faction, and the Federation. One does not come to this position with fear or trepidation in their soul. This young warrior…

» Dreams part 1

Posted on Wed Sep 17th, 2025 @ 7:24pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance

On:
{Personal quarters, USS Chuck Norris 2 days ago.}

She awoke with a start, expecting to be drenched in sweat. She wasn’t. Mira was safe in bed next to Kevin.

Mira’s fingertips rubbed her forehead another headache was in full force. The dream or more of a nightmare had happened again. She would love to just shove it away behind one of the many doors the Vulcan doctor had helped her make in her mind but she had been warned not to.

First Let it play out then it would go back to being behind the door it should be.…

» Venus

Posted on Thu Jun 12th, 2025 @ 5:46pm by Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti

It's been a crazy few months, being gone away from the Chuck Norris and my family takes a toll.

But finally back on the Norris with Dianna and Venus, my how she has grown and she's already two years old.

I saved Mira's ass a few times but hey always have to be ready for anything.

» Personal Log: Lieutenant JB Dersch

Posted on Sun Jul 21st, 2024 @ 7:28am by Lieutenant JB Dersch

Date: 2392-07-21

Stardate: 58241.1

Location: USS Chuck Norris, Earth Orbital Dock

Log Entry

Well, here we are—on the brink of a new adventure as the USS Chuck Norris is almost ready to leave Earth’s orbit. It’s been a whirlwind of activity these past few weeks, and I’ve been doing my best to keep up with everything as the new Assistant Chief Security/Tactical Officer.

Ship's Status:

The Chuck Norris is still in the final stages of pre-launch preparations. The crew is abuzz with activity, completing system checks, calibrating equipment, and attending briefings. The atmosphere on board is charged with excitement, and…