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Latest News Items

» Defiant-Class Deck Plans

Posted on Thu Dec 14th, 2023 @ 8:04pm by Lieutenant Commander Kevin Lance in General News

Hey Crewmates!

I have been using an online resource of official deck plans for Star Trek Universe ships.

https://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/sd-defiant.php

I have found this site extremely helpful when writing up descriptions of different locations on the ship. I occasionally deviate to aid the storyline, like making the XO's quarters two rooms, and there are some non-sequiters, like a turbolift to nowhere on Deck, but overall I find it useful in maintaining continuity.

LT Lance

» Fleet Awards

Posted on Sat Jun 24th, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Admiral Ken Gillis in General News

Good day to you all!

Please find this month’s Fleet Awards HERE.

Unfortunately there is no representation from the Chuck Norris this month, but given that we’ve only just got the sim restarted, I’m sure that will change in the coming months! There’s certainly enough talent onboard!


Keep up the good work, and tell your friends about us! We’re always looking for players to join our crew!


Captain Paxton Beckett

» Departure of a Crewmember

Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2021 @ 2:24am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day All,

Lieutenant Djon Zyngh has decided that his writing style no longer coincides with the style of the sim. For this reason he has chosen to depart from the sim. We wish him well on his future endeavors.

For this reason, his characters will be written off the sim, however the current mission of "Death's Triangle" will continue, but the First Contact element can be put to the sideline.

Thank you,

Justin/Winters

» Clearing up the Personnel Roster

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 6:27pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day Everyone,

As some of you may have seen, from the last post of our current mission, to the Personnel Roster, there has been a purge to remove inactive players. All those players had not posted in over 3 months, and not logged in for over 2. I would like to make sure that our newer players, and anyone interested can get their choice to positions that are open.

I made this announcement in the discord, but I am also going to make it here. If you still would like to be listed as an active character, please let me know. As I have always said, I just would like to know one way or the other. If you want to stay, great! If you are overwhelmed and don't have the time to invest, that it okay as well. The door is always open to return if choose to leave. The main point of course just being, if you haven't logged in, in over 1 month, or posted in over 2, please reach out to me via here or on Discord.

Thank you!

» A New Crewmember

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 5:53pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

=/\= Incoming Transmission =/\=

All hands this is the Captain, please welcome aboard the newest crewmember on the Chuck Norris:

Lieutenant JG Lyra Blake will be taking over the position as our Chief Medical Officer.

Please take the time to welcome them to the crew!

Thank you,

Captain Winters

=/\= End Transmission =/\=

Latest Mission Posts

» Reunion

Mission: Flux
Posted on Fri Apr 26th, 2024 @ 8:27pm by Captain Mira Rodale & Lieutenant Commander Kevin Lance

on:
{Sick Bay, Deck 2}

Kevin walked into the sickbay where Mira was sitting up on a bio-bed playing with Kolar on her lap. He had been regularly checking in on her since her rescue but she had either been asleep or not entirely lucid. That she was happily playing…

» Back from death

Mission: Flux
Posted on Thu Apr 25th, 2024 @ 10:06pm by Captain Mira Rodale & Lieutenant Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{USS Chuck Norris, medical}

As Kronnelti flat-lined, K'ner ran to him, her team all started the procedure to stabilize him.

Tense moments while he lay on the bio bed getting stabilized until he started coughing again, successful!

She started all procedures to clear his body of the toxins. Looking…

» In the past

Mission: Flux
Posted on Thu Apr 25th, 2024 @ 1:43am by Captain Mira Rodale & Lieutenant Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{USS Chuck Norris, medical}

Mira was having trouble breathing, but facts kept running around in her mind along with things her symbiont had taken notice of.

"Have shields raised yellow alert." Mira met K'ner eyes, and she nodded, speaking into her commbadge.

"In my bag has our files, things…

» Hunted

Mission: Starbase 364
Posted on Wed Apr 24th, 2024 @ 10:57pm by Lieutenant Tracey Walker Jr

Off:

On:

[Lucin's Cave]

Trace was fairly high strung and he knew it. Commander Lance had left him in charge of the contingent with orders to protect the equipment on the planet, so that those sent back in time would be able to return to the present. It wasn't the…

» Baby Venus

Mission: Flux
Posted on Wed Apr 24th, 2024 @ 1:23am by Ensign Zimia Mariten & Crewman Dianna Kronnelti

On:
{Sickbay}


After the sudden birth of Venus Dianna stayed in medical for a few days with her baby. Zimia would come visit with Kolar.

She would bring spike a treat as he would stay outside.

Thank you for coming to see us, the Dr is letting us go back…

Latest Personal Logs

» We’re going on a mission!

Posted on Fri Mar 8th, 2024 @ 7:08am by Lieutenant T'Pralik

Personal log, Stardate 48315.6

Its been a wild few weeks. I’m now on my 15th day, and I’ve been told by the others that we’re again going on a mission. And worst of all? I’m going to have to go with them. On an alien planet. With primitive barbarians using…

» The Arrival

Posted on Wed Feb 21st, 2024 @ 7:50pm by Lieutenant T'Pralik

he crew was buzzing with restlessness. After a few weeks of shore leave, it was proving difficult for many to adapt back to their normal lives aboard the Chuck Norris. Or then they were always like this, after all, this was Lieutenant T'Pralik's first day aboard the ship. She'd stepped…

» I'm a father

Posted on Mon Feb 12th, 2024 @ 11:43pm by Lieutenant Awal Kronnelti

Well my sister has me and Dianna beamed back on the ship and we went straight to medical. I held her hand while she laid on the bio bed.

K'ner is amazing it didn't take long to see that indeed Dianna was pregnant, I think my Klingon DNA is too…

» So That Happened

Posted on Wed Jan 31st, 2024 @ 6:28pm by Lieutenant Commander Kevin Lance

Personal Log: Kevin Lance

I kissed Mira. And I don’t remember it.

Worse, I am told that she does.

In my efforts to forget the things that I had to do to escape Talbort III in the Gamma Quadrant, I got so drunk that I took complete leave of reason…

» Acceptance

Posted on Thu Jan 25th, 2024 @ 2:29am by Lieutenant Awal Kronnelti

After the aftermath on hell I realized that I really do have a problem and I would have never accepted it until now.

If it wasn't for commander Mira Rodale I would prob have died in that worm and I would have been alone.

I hope this ship has a…