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Latest News Items

» Defiant-Class Deck Plans

Posted on Thu Dec 14th, 2023 @ 8:04pm by Commander Kevin Lance in General News

Hey Crewmates!

I have been using an online resource of official deck plans for Star Trek Universe ships.

https://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/sd-defiant.php

I have found this site extremely helpful when writing up descriptions of different locations on the ship. I occasionally deviate to aid the storyline, like making the XO's quarters two rooms, and there are some non-sequiters, like a turbolift to nowhere on Deck, but overall I find it useful in maintaining continuity.

LT Lance

» Fleet Awards

Posted on Sat Jun 24th, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Admiral Ken Gillis in General News

Good day to you all!

Please find this month’s Fleet Awards HERE.

Unfortunately there is no representation from the Chuck Norris this month, but given that we’ve only just got the sim restarted, I’m sure that will change in the coming months! There’s certainly enough talent onboard!


Keep up the good work, and tell your friends about us! We’re always looking for players to join our crew!


Captain Paxton Beckett

» Departure of a Crewmember

Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2021 @ 2:24am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day All,

Lieutenant Djon Zyngh has decided that his writing style no longer coincides with the style of the sim. For this reason he has chosen to depart from the sim. We wish him well on his future endeavors.

For this reason, his characters will be written off the sim, however the current mission of "Death's Triangle" will continue, but the First Contact element can be put to the sideline.

Thank you,

Justin/Winters

» Clearing up the Personnel Roster

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 6:27pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day Everyone,

As some of you may have seen, from the last post of our current mission, to the Personnel Roster, there has been a purge to remove inactive players. All those players had not posted in over 3 months, and not logged in for over 2. I would like to make sure that our newer players, and anyone interested can get their choice to positions that are open.

I made this announcement in the discord, but I am also going to make it here. If you still would like to be listed as an active character, please let me know. As I have always said, I just would like to know one way or the other. If you want to stay, great! If you are overwhelmed and don't have the time to invest, that it okay as well. The door is always open to return if choose to leave. The main point of course just being, if you haven't logged in, in over 1 month, or posted in over 2, please reach out to me via here or on Discord.

Thank you!

» A New Crewmember

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 5:53pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

=/\= Incoming Transmission =/\=

All hands this is the Captain, please welcome aboard the newest crewmember on the Chuck Norris:

Lieutenant JG Lyra Blake will be taking over the position as our Chief Medical Officer.

Please take the time to welcome them to the crew!

Thank you,

Captain Winters

=/\= End Transmission =/\=

Latest Mission Posts

» Loss

Mission: Deep freeze
Posted on Sun Sep 8th, 2024 @ 6:42am by Captain Mira Rodale & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

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{Faereyjar, 1100 AD. Great Hall}

Zimia watched Mira carefully. She stared out at the water. Not moving a muscle. Zimia waited, knowing that she would come out of that odd trance any moment now.

"Mira, where do you go when you get so quiet ?" Zimia asked.

Blinking Mira…

» Phase one & two

Mission: Deep freeze
Posted on Sun Sep 8th, 2024 @ 12:43am by Captain Mira Rodale

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Time frame: Two days after leaving Amir V: 7 months ago from the present time.

{BS Neva}

Mira came awake in a containment center. The room was all gray. Her hand went to her head as she got up off the floor, and her world spun. Looking around, it…

» Memories

Mission: Starbase 364
Posted on Sat Sep 7th, 2024 @ 5:17pm by Lieutenant Tracey Walker Jr

Off:

Geneva awoke, her eyes fluttering open and seeing the dark grey ceiling of her and Trace’s private quarters. She was naked, as was he, under their covers. She stretched languidly and enjoyed his strong embrace, a snuggled in closer.

He wrapped her up, taking her smaller hand in his.…

» Lifetime

Mission: Deep freeze
Posted on Thu Sep 5th, 2024 @ 10:29pm by Lieutenant Tracey Walker Jr

[Faeryjar 1075 AD]

Tra’ce knelt in the snow, his breathing slowed so much that the mist escaping his lips was all but invisible. A boy of fifteen, he was already one of the best hunters in his tribe. Tall and lithe, his frame belied strength, though in the years to…

» Come morning

Mission: Deep freeze
Posted on Thu Sep 5th, 2024 @ 9:08pm by Captain Mira Rodale & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

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{Faereyjar, 1100 AD. Great Hall}

Morning came quickly as the kitchen crew started the morning meal. Mira must have fallen asleep because she awoke in her room to Kolar crawling into bed with her. "We go to gym?" He asked her.

Mira blinked he was always using words she…

Latest Personal Logs

» Personal Log: Lieutenant JB Dersch

Posted on Sun Jul 21st, 2024 @ 7:28am by Lieutenant JB Dersch

Date: 2392-07-21

Stardate: 58241.1

Location: USS Chuck Norris, Earth Orbital Dock

Log Entry

Well, here we are—on the brink of a new adventure as the USS Chuck Norris is almost ready to leave Earth’s orbit. It’s been a whirlwind of activity these past few weeks, and I’ve been doing my…

» Personal logs

Posted on Sun Jun 2nd, 2024 @ 6:13pm by Captain Mira Rodale

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{Personal logs}

Mira took a seat in her office. Her ribs were killing her. Picking up her PADD to see if anything required her attention right now. Scrolling down the reports, she found nothing that couldn’t wait.

Kevin had finally gone to his quarters for some much need sleep.…

» OMG

Posted on Thu May 30th, 2024 @ 7:00pm by Ensign Geneva Thorne

I feel stupid even writing this. I feel like a school girl after kissing my first boy.

The kiss, it was the best I've ever had. Maybe it was the build up, or the tension that's been building between us that just came to a head. It was strong, yet…

» We’re going on a mission!

Posted on Fri Mar 8th, 2024 @ 7:08am by Lieutenant T'Pralik

Personal log, Stardate 48315.6

Its been a wild few weeks. I’m now on my 15th day, and I’ve been told by the others that we’re again going on a mission. And worst of all? I’m going to have to go with them. On an alien planet. With primitive barbarians using…

» The Arrival

Posted on Wed Feb 21st, 2024 @ 7:50pm by Lieutenant T'Pralik

he crew was buzzing with restlessness. After a few weeks of shore leave, it was proving difficult for many to adapt back to their normal lives aboard the Chuck Norris. Or then they were always like this, after all, this was Lieutenant T'Pralik's first day aboard the ship. She'd stepped…