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The USS Chuck Norris is a proud member of Independence Fleet


Latest News Items

» Yet Another New Crewmember to Welcome!

Posted on Fri Sep 25th, 2020 @ 3:00am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Hello Brave Crew of the Chuck Norris!

Please give a warm welcome to our newest crew member!

Ensign Michael Sevmet - Engineering Officer!

It is a pleasure to have you aboard.

It's getting a little crowded in engineering, but I like it!

Thanks,

Justin/Winters


» Please Welcome a new Crew Member

Posted on Sun Sep 20th, 2020 @ 3:44am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Hello All,

Please give a warm welcome to our newest crew member!

Petty Officer 1st Class Gregory Serine - Nurse

It is a pleasure to have you aboard.

Thanks,

Justin/Winters


» Welcome to a new Crew Member!

Posted on Fri Sep 11th, 2020 @ 1:59pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Hello All,

Please give a warm welcome to our newest crew member!

Ensign Marinel Urvans - Engineering Officer

It is a pleasure to have you aboard.

Thanks,

Justin/Winters


» August Awards Nominations

Posted on Wed Sep 9th, 2020 @ 3:20pm by Captain Grover vonMcCormick in General News

USS Chuck Norris Crew,

Here are my final IDF awards nominations for August. Good luck!

Best Post: Cmdr. Aurther Winters for https://chucknorris.idfleet.com/index.php/sim/viewpost/101

Funniest Post: Cmdr. Aurther Winters & Lt. Ech'am G'ginloss for https://chucknorris.idfleet.com/index.php/sim/viewpost/60

Genesis: Captain Grover vonMcCormick for https://chucknorris.idfleet.com/index.php/sim/viewpost/84

Most Posts: Cmdr. Aurther Winters with 21 posts

MVP: Cmdr. Aurther Winters

Most Improved: Lt.jg. John Wyatt

Rookie of the Month: none

Recruitment Award: none


Captain vonMcCormick


» New Crew Member!

Posted on Wed Sep 9th, 2020 @ 2:16pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Hello All,

Please give a warm welcome to our newest crew member!

Ensign Jacques McCarthy - Support Craft Pilot

It is a pleasure to have you aboard.

For story purposes, we will assume Ensign McCarthy joined up with the Chuck Norris at Starbase 10.
Also for the story, I will assume the he will act currently as the Helm officer, as that position is vacant.

Thanks,

Justin/Winters


Latest Mission Posts

» Training and the Ruse.

Mission: Trial by Fire
Posted on Mon Sep 28th, 2020 @ 6:41am by Lieutenant Balen Pibb & Chief Petty Officer Mark Ryoko

=ON=

=Main Security=

Chief Ryoko strolled into the office with a stern look about him.

"So, when were you going to mention whatever it is you're hiding in the axillary shuttle bay on deck 5?"

Balen, just continued his work replying, "oh, that's G-14 Classified."

This would normally annoy him…


» Back on Course

Mission: Trial by Fire
Posted on Sat Sep 26th, 2020 @ 4:25am by Captain Aurther Winters

OFF: Maybe just a quick little one to try and help the plot along.

ON: (U.S.S. Chuck Norris - Bridge)

Aurther came back to the bridge in a hurry. The letter he had found in Lt. Wyatt's room was still in his hand. It was folded up at least to…


» Romulan Stew

Mission: Trial by Fire
Posted on Thu Sep 24th, 2020 @ 4:27am by Lieutenant JG John Wyatt & Captain Aurther Winters

OFF JOOOIINT POST!!!

ON: (U.S.S. Chuck Norris - Bridge)

"Sir, I am picking up so unusual readings." Lt. Pibb announced, to the some what quiet bridge.

"On screen" The view screen flipped on and showed nothing but stars. "Analysis Mr. Pibb."

After a few moments and a quick gentle tap…


» Relaxation.

Mission: Trial by Fire
Posted on Tue Sep 22nd, 2020 @ 5:05am by Lieutenant JG John Wyatt



==Transporter room==

Wyatt had heard that his former freind was coming aboard the Norris. He was now running towards the room as fast as he could to the room.

As he arrived he couldn't believe it. There she was after all these years. Wyatt had began to tear up."I-I know…


» Winding Down

Mission: Trial by Fire
Posted on Mon Sep 21st, 2020 @ 5:21am by Petty Officer 1st Class Gregory Serine

After finishing lunch, Griz returned to sickbay for the remainder of his shift. Aside from treating a minor burn to an engineer’s hand, the latter half of the day was relatively uneventful. Griz busied himself with calibrating the biosensors of each bed and inventorying the emergency medkits before calling it…


Latest Personal Logs

» Personal Log, 01

Posted on Thu Sep 24th, 2020 @ 5:56pm by Petty Officer 1st Class Gregory Serine

"Computer, begin log.

"My time on the Chuck Norris has been brief, although productive. I reported onboard a day or so before we departed Starbase 10 for wargames exercises. As such, the ship is en-route to the Turrer star system. I've not done much socializing outside of the sickbay, but…


» Personel Log - My First Day.

Posted on Thu Sep 24th, 2020 @ 4:55pm by Ensign Michael Sevmet

Ensign's Personal Log - Stardate *********

I start my new posting today. The start of a new era I guess. Since me and Jen split and I accepted my first real deep space assignment, I've been feeling a little uneasy. I suppose because I'm truly sailing into the unknown -…


» Captain's log, Stardate 58720.3

Posted on Mon Sep 21st, 2020 @ 3:49am by Captain Aurther Winters

Captain's log, Stardate 58720.3, the Chuck Norris has left Starbase 10 and is on route to Turrer star system. I have ordered the ship to proceed at warp 6, rather than warp 9. I assume that Starfleet would be expecting us to arrive and do our job as fast as…


» Welcome Aboard

Posted on Fri Sep 11th, 2020 @ 2:51am by Ensign Marinel Urvans

Today marks the first day aboard my first post, the USS Chuck Norris, NCC-4005.

As a member of the limited production Defiant class, she has very few creature comforts, few decks, and most systems are red lined to produce as much power for war as possible. This likely means many…


» Enough logging already

Posted on Sun Aug 30th, 2020 @ 9:05pm by Captain Grover vonMcCormick

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What makes you think this hair brain plan of ours will work?

My dear Keplian, it's so insane that it will work and work beautifully at that. Hell we...oh, nevermind.

Please state the nature of the Medical emergency.

Now, to copy and paste.... Skin overlay...

Balen, you…