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Latest News Items

» Defiant-Class Deck Plans

Posted on Thu Dec 14th, 2023 @ 8:04pm by Commander Kevin Lance in General News

Hey Crewmates!

I have been using an online resource of official deck plans for Star Trek Universe ships.

https://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/sd-defiant.php

I have found this site extremely helpful when writing up descriptions of different locations on the ship. I occasionally deviate to aid the storyline, like making the XO's quarters two rooms, and there are some non-sequiters, like a turbolift to nowhere on Deck, but overall I find it useful in maintaining continuity.

LT Lance

» Fleet Awards

Posted on Sat Jun 24th, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Admiral Ken Gillis in General News

Good day to you all!

Please find this month’s Fleet Awards HERE.

Unfortunately there is no representation from the Chuck Norris this month, but given that we’ve only just got the sim restarted, I’m sure that will change in the coming months! There’s certainly enough talent onboard!


Keep up the good work, and tell your friends about us! We’re always looking for players to join our crew!


Captain Paxton Beckett

» Departure of a Crewmember

Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2021 @ 2:24am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day All,

Lieutenant Djon Zyngh has decided that his writing style no longer coincides with the style of the sim. For this reason he has chosen to depart from the sim. We wish him well on his future endeavors.

For this reason, his characters will be written off the sim, however the current mission of "Death's Triangle" will continue, but the First Contact element can be put to the sideline.

Thank you,

Justin/Winters

» Clearing up the Personnel Roster

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 6:27pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day Everyone,

As some of you may have seen, from the last post of our current mission, to the Personnel Roster, there has been a purge to remove inactive players. All those players had not posted in over 3 months, and not logged in for over 2. I would like to make sure that our newer players, and anyone interested can get their choice to positions that are open.

I made this announcement in the discord, but I am also going to make it here. If you still would like to be listed as an active character, please let…

» A New Crewmember

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 5:53pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

=/\= Incoming Transmission =/\=

All hands this is the Captain, please welcome aboard the newest crewmember on the Chuck Norris:

Lieutenant JG Lyra Blake will be taking over the position as our Chief Medical Officer.

Please take the time to welcome them to the crew!

Thank you,

Captain Winters

=/\= End Transmission =/\=

Latest Mission Posts

» ESCAPE

Mission: Hide and seek
Posted on Tue Sep 16th, 2025 @ 7:27pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

ON:

{ROANOKE}

They had made it to the top. Mira looked out the huge viewing window that covered half the bar. “Funny how they allotted so much room to their offices lab and recreation centers when they gave the crew closets to live in.”

Her gloved hands rest on the ledge of the window as she looked out. That storm was going to be here shortly. “We can’t afford to be here when that hits and I have a challenge to answer to.” She turned back to the crew. “We need to go.”

She nodded with a frown on her…

» Ghost colony

Mission: Hide and seek
Posted on Tue Sep 9th, 2025 @ 11:05pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Tracey Walker Jr & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{Roanoke base}

As the team started to gather back up there was a lot of head shaking. No survivors were found.

Mira frowned , “Rodale to USS Chuck Norris Any information found by the science department?”

=/\= Montgomery here, the data gathered by the colony on the storms are highly unusual. A lot of magnetic fluctuations and bio signs. A few of the Scientists in the colony speculated that it could be a living storm. =/\=

“Living? Did they speculate that it was sentient as well.” Mira asked.

=/\= Unsure Captain it wasn’t in any of the logs we…

» Seek and you will find

Mission: Hide and seek
Posted on Tue Sep 2nd, 2025 @ 4:51am by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{Roanoke}

Mira paced back and forth as she let her mind work out the problem at hand. Out of habit she went to tuck the curl behind her ear only to have her hand collide with her helmet. It was surprising how it easy it was to forget you couldn’t touch your face and now that she thought that. Her nose now had an itch. She rolled her eyes.

“Found something Captain!”

Walking over to the console Mira watched the screen. It looked like it was taken in this room time-stamped 4 days ago. People laughed, walked around in…

» Flight of the Sabine

Mission: Hide and seek
Posted on Mon Sep 1st, 2025 @ 4:12pm by Commander Kevin Lance

on:
{Shuttle Sabine, Outside of Roanoke}

Kevin moved methodically down the checklist, his voice steady despite the hiss of wind battering the hull. “Structural integrity field—green. Thruster control—responsive. Shield emitters—online, baseline output at one hundred percent. Power flow—stable.” He tapped his PADD against the console once, a reflex to match the rhythm of the readouts. Everything read clean, as if the Sabine had never faltered.

He exhaled, toggling the last switch. “Preflight checks complete. Time to see what she can do.”

The shuttle rose smoothly on a column of thrust, snow whipping in spirals around the viewport. For the first…

» Enter the unknown

Mission: Hide and seek
Posted on Fri Aug 22nd, 2025 @ 12:21am by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Tracey Walker Jr & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{Planet surface}

Cautiously, Mira approached the landing pad. So far, no human life signs had been found. There was a few thousand people here. No attack, no damage. It was really unnerving.

Mira placed her gloved hand on the console ID padd to activate it. Mira then entered her command code. There was a series of beeps then a computer voice said “please enter hand scan or retina scan.”

“Negative. Medic quarantine procedures are in effect.” Mira stated calmly.

“Prepare for full body scan.” The computer stated.

The scan started at her head and worked its way down stopping…

Latest Personal Logs

» Dreams part 1

Posted on Wed Sep 17th, 2025 @ 7:24pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance

On:
{Personal quarters, USS Chuck Norris 2 days ago.}

She awoke with a start, expecting to be drenched in sweat. She wasn’t. Mira was safe in bed next to Kevin.

Mira’s fingertips rubbed her forehead another headache was in full force. The dream or more of a nightmare had happened again. She would love to just shove it away behind one of the many doors the Vulcan doctor had helped her make in her mind but she had been warned not to.

First Let it play out then it would go back to being behind the door it should be.…

» Venus

Posted on Thu Jun 12th, 2025 @ 5:46pm by Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti

It's been a crazy few months, being gone away from the Chuck Norris and my family takes a toll.

But finally back on the Norris with Dianna and Venus, my how she has grown and she's already two years old.

I saved Mira's ass a few times but hey always have to be ready for anything.

» Personal Log: Lieutenant JB Dersch

Posted on Sun Jul 21st, 2024 @ 7:28am by Lieutenant JB Dersch

Date: 2392-07-21

Stardate: 58241.1

Location: USS Chuck Norris, Earth Orbital Dock

Log Entry

Well, here we are—on the brink of a new adventure as the USS Chuck Norris is almost ready to leave Earth’s orbit. It’s been a whirlwind of activity these past few weeks, and I’ve been doing my best to keep up with everything as the new Assistant Chief Security/Tactical Officer.

Ship's Status:

The Chuck Norris is still in the final stages of pre-launch preparations. The crew is abuzz with activity, completing system checks, calibrating equipment, and attending briefings. The atmosphere on board is charged with excitement, and…

» Personal logs

Posted on Sun Jun 2nd, 2024 @ 6:13pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance

on

{Personal logs}

Mira took a seat in her office. Her ribs were killing her. Picking up her PADD to see if anything required her attention right now. Scrolling down the reports, she found nothing that couldn’t wait.

Kevin had finally gone to his quarters for some much need sleep. Mira was hoping he found the more spacious quarters more restful. She had moved his desk out from his main quarters and put a couch in what used to be the hallway. But she left the rest for him to decide what he wanted.

Zimia had Kolar in the briefing…

» OMG

Posted on Thu May 30th, 2024 @ 7:00pm by Ensign Geneva Thorne

I feel stupid even writing this. I feel like a school girl after kissing my first boy.

The kiss, it was the best I've ever had. Maybe it was the build up, or the tension that's been building between us that just came to a head. It was strong, yet soft, and just made me want more.

And he was such a gentleman. I know he wants more, but he's holding back. And that's just...I don't even know how to describe it, it's making me want it that much more.

For the first time, in what feels like forever, I…