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Latest News Items

» Defiant-Class Deck Plans

Posted on Thu Dec 14th, 2023 @ 8:04pm by Commander Kevin Lance in General News

Hey Crewmates!

I have been using an online resource of official deck plans for Star Trek Universe ships.

https://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/sd-defiant.php

I have found this site extremely helpful when writing up descriptions of different locations on the ship. I occasionally deviate to aid the storyline, like making the XO's quarters two rooms, and there are some non-sequiters, like a turbolift to nowhere on Deck, but overall I find it useful in maintaining continuity.

LT Lance

» Fleet Awards

Posted on Sat Jun 24th, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Admiral Ken Gillis in General News

Good day to you all!

Please find this month’s Fleet Awards HERE.

Unfortunately there is no representation from the Chuck Norris this month, but given that we’ve only just got the sim restarted, I’m sure that will change in the coming months! There’s certainly enough talent onboard!


Keep up the good work, and tell your friends about us! We’re always looking for players to join our crew!


Captain Paxton Beckett

» Departure of a Crewmember

Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2021 @ 2:24am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day All,

Lieutenant Djon Zyngh has decided that his writing style no longer coincides with the style of the sim. For this reason he has chosen to depart from the sim. We wish him well on his future endeavors.

For this reason, his characters will be written off the sim, however the current mission of "Death's Triangle" will continue, but the First Contact element can be put to the sideline.

Thank you,

Justin/Winters

» Clearing up the Personnel Roster

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 6:27pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day Everyone,

As some of you may have seen, from the last post of our current mission, to the Personnel Roster, there has been a purge to remove inactive players. All those players had not posted in over 3 months, and not logged in for over 2. I would like to make sure that our newer players, and anyone interested can get their choice to positions that are open.

I made this announcement in the discord, but I am also going to make it here. If you still would like to be listed as an active character, please let…

» A New Crewmember

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 5:53pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

=/\= Incoming Transmission =/\=

All hands this is the Captain, please welcome aboard the newest crewmember on the Chuck Norris:

Lieutenant JG Lyra Blake will be taking over the position as our Chief Medical Officer.

Please take the time to welcome them to the crew!

Thank you,

Captain Winters

=/\= End Transmission =/\=

Latest Mission Posts

» What to do?

Mission: Starbase 364
Posted on Thu Nov 20th, 2025 @ 3:36am by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

ON:

{USS Conqueror, Holodeck}

“Computer, Initiate programming frozen lock down.”

Mira stripped down to her boxers and sports bra. She picked up both the mek’leths that appeared and started her stretches to warm up her muscles. “Computer level 12. Safety protocols engaged.”

“Affirmative, Captain Rodale Lance.” The computer replied.

Mira readied herself for full combat. The computer would pick random size and strength opponents, increasing there numbers at each round. They would keep coming at her until she dropped or yielded. Mira always fought until she had nothing left. It was one of those programs that you couldn’t win. It…

» Aftermath

Mission: Death before dishonor
Posted on Sun Nov 16th, 2025 @ 7:07pm by Commander Kevin Lance

on:
{Arena, Klingon Lower Decks, Starbase 364}

The Hall of Honor was a riot awash in Klingon hormones. Kevin remained standing in the center of the arena, sweat drying cold beneath the layers of his ceremonial armor. The marshal had spoken the words of acknowledgment, that quarter had been offered and was refused. The fight had been concluded with honor.

Warriors had slapped his shoulder and called him Lance, Mate of Rasmehlier, with tones that were half respect, half shock. Kevin looked around the thronging mob for Mira but she had been escorted out before he could catch her eye.…

» The visit

Mission: Death before dishonor
Posted on Sun Nov 16th, 2025 @ 7:15am by Captain Mira Rodale Lance

On:

{USS Conqueror, Transporter room}

“Welcome aboard, Captain Rodale. Shields are up and no one will harm you or the 3 kids. They are in the captain’s quarters.”

Mira was about to correct him about her name, but she froze then he said 3 kids. Well, crap. Shan'narn was her legal ward. Three kids and not once had she planned any of them. She has wondered not so long ago, would they have a child they had both planned on? Mira bit her lip, so lost in thought, she just stood here. They were probably no longer together. What was…

» Duel Part Deux

Mission: Death before dishonor
Posted on Sun Nov 16th, 2025 @ 1:40am by Commander Kevin Lance & Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:
{Arena, Klingon Lower Decks}

Kevin took his place opposite Klvll in the center of the arena. He gave the Klingon a ceremonial salute with his blade. It wasn’t customary in a Klingon duel and certainly Klvll wasn’t worthy of such consideration but the human tradition was strong within Kevin.

Klvll was startled by the salute and sudden florish as were many of the Klingons in attendance, though the marshal seemed unperturbed. Perhaps he was well versed in human dueling traditions, Kevin thought as he took up a fencers stance with one arm tucked behind his back.

With the two…

» Terms of Engagement

Mission: Death before dishonor
Posted on Fri Nov 14th, 2025 @ 6:59pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance

On:
{STARBASE MEDICAL}

The feeling of being carried was the first thing Mira noticed. She started to struggle but her body didn’t want to respond except for weak movements. The arms around her tighten to keeping her in place.

“We got you, Captain. Almost back to the ship.” That voice was familiar, confident, and she recognized it, K’ner! Oh, by all that was holy, she was safe now. Mira connected to her symbiont, she was still with her. She gave a little relieved sigh. She was safe and she let the drugs drag her back under.

{USS Chuck Norris}

“Is…

Latest Personal Logs

» Dreams part 1

Posted on Wed Sep 17th, 2025 @ 7:24pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance

On:
{Personal quarters, USS Chuck Norris 2 days ago.}

She awoke with a start, expecting to be drenched in sweat. She wasn’t. Mira was safe in bed next to Kevin.

Mira’s fingertips rubbed her forehead another headache was in full force. The dream or more of a nightmare had happened again. She would love to just shove it away behind one of the many doors the Vulcan doctor had helped her make in her mind but she had been warned not to.

First Let it play out then it would go back to being behind the door it should be.…

» Venus

Posted on Thu Jun 12th, 2025 @ 5:46pm by Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti

It's been a crazy few months, being gone away from the Chuck Norris and my family takes a toll.

But finally back on the Norris with Dianna and Venus, my how she has grown and she's already two years old.

I saved Mira's ass a few times but hey always have to be ready for anything.

» Personal Log: Lieutenant JB Dersch

Posted on Sun Jul 21st, 2024 @ 7:28am by Lieutenant JB Dersch

Date: 2392-07-21

Stardate: 58241.1

Location: USS Chuck Norris, Earth Orbital Dock

Log Entry

Well, here we are—on the brink of a new adventure as the USS Chuck Norris is almost ready to leave Earth’s orbit. It’s been a whirlwind of activity these past few weeks, and I’ve been doing my best to keep up with everything as the new Assistant Chief Security/Tactical Officer.

Ship's Status:

The Chuck Norris is still in the final stages of pre-launch preparations. The crew is abuzz with activity, completing system checks, calibrating equipment, and attending briefings. The atmosphere on board is charged with excitement, and…

» Personal logs

Posted on Sun Jun 2nd, 2024 @ 6:13pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance

on

{Personal logs}

Mira took a seat in her office. Her ribs were killing her. Picking up her PADD to see if anything required her attention right now. Scrolling down the reports, she found nothing that couldn’t wait.

Kevin had finally gone to his quarters for some much need sleep. Mira was hoping he found the more spacious quarters more restful. She had moved his desk out from his main quarters and put a couch in what used to be the hallway. But she left the rest for him to decide what he wanted.

Zimia had Kolar in the briefing…

» OMG

Posted on Thu May 30th, 2024 @ 7:00pm by Ensign Geneva Thorne

I feel stupid even writing this. I feel like a school girl after kissing my first boy.

The kiss, it was the best I've ever had. Maybe it was the build up, or the tension that's been building between us that just came to a head. It was strong, yet soft, and just made me want more.

And he was such a gentleman. I know he wants more, but he's holding back. And that's just...I don't even know how to describe it, it's making me want it that much more.

For the first time, in what feels like forever, I…