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Latest News Items

» Defiant-Class Deck Plans

Posted on Thu Dec 14th, 2023 @ 8:04pm by Commander Kevin Lance in General News

Hey Crewmates!

I have been using an online resource of official deck plans for Star Trek Universe ships.

https://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/sd-defiant.php

I have found this site extremely helpful when writing up descriptions of different locations on the ship. I occasionally deviate to aid the storyline, like making the XO's quarters two rooms, and there are some non-sequiters, like a turbolift to nowhere on Deck, but overall I find it useful in maintaining continuity.

LT Lance

» Fleet Awards

Posted on Sat Jun 24th, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Admiral Ken Gillis in General News

Good day to you all!

Please find this month’s Fleet Awards HERE.

Unfortunately there is no representation from the Chuck Norris this month, but given that we’ve only just got the sim restarted, I’m sure that will change in the coming months! There’s certainly enough talent onboard!


Keep up the good work, and tell your friends about us! We’re always looking for players to join our crew!


Captain Paxton Beckett

» Departure of a Crewmember

Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2021 @ 2:24am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day All,

Lieutenant Djon Zyngh has decided that his writing style no longer coincides with the style of the sim. For this reason he has chosen to depart from the sim. We wish him well on his future endeavors.

For this reason, his characters will be written off the sim, however the current mission of "Death's Triangle" will continue, but the First Contact element can be put to the sideline.

Thank you,

Justin/Winters

» Clearing up the Personnel Roster

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 6:27pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day Everyone,

As some of you may have seen, from the last post of our current mission, to the Personnel Roster, there has been a purge to remove inactive players. All those players had not posted in over 3 months, and not logged in for over 2. I would like to make sure that our newer players, and anyone interested can get their choice to positions that are open.

I made this announcement in the discord, but I am also going to make it here. If you still would like to be listed as an active character, please let…

» A New Crewmember

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 5:53pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

=/\= Incoming Transmission =/\=

All hands this is the Captain, please welcome aboard the newest crewmember on the Chuck Norris:

Lieutenant JG Lyra Blake will be taking over the position as our Chief Medical Officer.

Please take the time to welcome them to the crew!

Thank you,

Captain Winters

=/\= End Transmission =/\=

Latest Mission Posts

» Strolling along don't ya know...

Mission: Starbase 364
Posted on Thu May 8th, 2025 @ 1:25am by Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

ON:

[ outside VIP quarters ]

Nod typed out the message as he surveyed the corridor, then dropped the location marker on and sent the message.

K'ner was walking along the outer edge of a small promenade, casually looking around.

Kotsoo typed virtually this time.

K'ner almost nodded, but made it look like she was approving of a particular flower display nearby.

She sighed and looked around at the people moving along in their usual manner, most content from appearances, a few tense, but that could be their normal state. K'ner looked closer then, letting her attention wander over the…

» To be or not to be

Mission: The days of our lives
Posted on Sun May 4th, 2025 @ 7:40pm by Commander Kevin Lance & Captain Mira Rodale & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

ON:

{SPACEDOCK ONE , Admiral Scott’s Office}

Mira was only half listening to the other officers talking about what should be done and how to best handle the situation. Every once in a while they would come up with something outrageous. Like right now

“She should get pregnant again then there wouldn’t be a challenge. Klingons don’t challenge pregnant women right?”

“She has had two children and they still challenge her so that would only keep her safe for 9 months and how many children do you think she can fit into captain’s quarters on a Defiant?"

“Well there is…

» 2 & 2 don't add up

Mission: The days of our lives
Posted on Fri May 2nd, 2025 @ 3:36am by Captain Mira Rodale & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{IKS Slivin, mess hall}

Walking in, Mira was reading a PADD. “BLASTED!” She looked around. “Someone needs to start making this BS turn into a plan, because I have no idea what is going on. Chin just sent what he and Montgomery turned up and this isn’t looking good. They should be at earth a week after we get there.”

She picked up a plate then added a burger and salad, then got a bottled water.

“Ok, so the Hammer and The Claw is Klvll Klingjil and his brother T'erek Klingjil. Normally the two are always together. But, right…

» Catching up...

Mission: Starbase 364
Posted on Thu May 1st, 2025 @ 11:12pm by Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

[ Spacedock One, Lower Holds ]

K'ner smiled at the holo. "That good to hear Peke. Not sure how long we'll all be here, either the S-dock or down-planet, but I'll get you all some downtime coming."

Peke laughed. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You always say that... and you're always good for it. We made do. We've updated our map and traces for your review. The refit went mostly without a hitch. 'Course, if nothing had happened, we'd all be wondering what is wrong, cuz it's gonna come up when we're in the stink fer sure!"

K'ner watched the others over…

» Smooth...

Mission: Starbase 364
Posted on Wed Apr 30th, 2025 @ 11:12am by Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

[ SB12 ]

K'ner slipped into the corner of the cargo bay, looking at another angle to the mysterious pod. Kotsoo had carefully scraped away everything he could, down to the dull metal underneath; not like he and Deena had much to do while they were in quarantine.

The pod seemed to be a continuous mould but they all knew it had to have a seam along there somewhere. At least it wasn't completely perfectly round, so they could guess where the horizontal plane lay, but just not whether it was downside-up, or upside-down. 8^)

K'ner's light voice sounded in…

Latest Personal Logs

» Personal Log: Lieutenant JB Dersch

Posted on Sun Jul 21st, 2024 @ 7:28am by Lieutenant JB Dersch

Date: 2392-07-21

Stardate: 58241.1

Location: USS Chuck Norris, Earth Orbital Dock

Log Entry

Well, here we are—on the brink of a new adventure as the USS Chuck Norris is almost ready to leave Earth’s orbit. It’s been a whirlwind of activity these past few weeks, and I’ve been doing my best to keep up with everything as the new Assistant Chief Security/Tactical Officer.

Ship's Status:

The Chuck Norris is still in the final stages of pre-launch preparations. The crew is abuzz with activity, completing system checks, calibrating equipment, and attending briefings. The atmosphere on board is charged with excitement, and…

» Personal logs

Posted on Sun Jun 2nd, 2024 @ 6:13pm by Captain Mira Rodale

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{Personal logs}

Mira took a seat in her office. Her ribs were killing her. Picking up her PADD to see if anything required her attention right now. Scrolling down the reports, she found nothing that couldn’t wait.

Kevin had finally gone to his quarters for some much need sleep. Mira was hoping he found the more spacious quarters more restful. She had moved his desk out from his main quarters and put a couch in what used to be the hallway. But she left the rest for him to decide what he wanted.

Zimia had Kolar in the briefing…

» OMG

Posted on Thu May 30th, 2024 @ 7:00pm by Ensign Geneva Thorne

I feel stupid even writing this. I feel like a school girl after kissing my first boy.

The kiss, it was the best I've ever had. Maybe it was the build up, or the tension that's been building between us that just came to a head. It was strong, yet soft, and just made me want more.

And he was such a gentleman. I know he wants more, but he's holding back. And that's just...I don't even know how to describe it, it's making me want it that much more.

For the first time, in what feels like forever, I…

» We’re going on a mission!

Posted on Fri Mar 8th, 2024 @ 7:08am by Lieutenant T'Pralik

Personal log, Stardate 48315.6

Its been a wild few weeks. I’m now on my 15th day, and I’ve been told by the others that we’re again going on a mission. And worst of all? I’m going to have to go with them. On an alien planet. With primitive barbarians using rocks and spears. I’m altogether not feeling very positive about it at the moment.

Sure, this is why I joined Starfleet, but, especially after what happened in my first few days on the ship, I’m beginning to doubt what I’m capable of.

I was thinking that I might try to…

» The Arrival

Posted on Wed Feb 21st, 2024 @ 7:50pm by Lieutenant T'Pralik

he crew was buzzing with restlessness. After a few weeks of shore leave, it was proving difficult for many to adapt back to their normal lives aboard the Chuck Norris. Or then they were always like this, after all, this was Lieutenant T'Pralik's first day aboard the ship. She'd stepped aboard that morning just before the ship left the ports of Risa. She had been supposed to board the ship at least 3 days earlier, however her transport had gotten delayed at Deep Station 3 when the aft thrusters of her transport – the USS. Arrowhead – broke down.

After…