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Latest News Items

» Defiant-Class Deck Plans

Posted on Thu Dec 14th, 2023 @ 8:04pm by Commander Kevin Lance in General News

Hey Crewmates!

I have been using an online resource of official deck plans for Star Trek Universe ships.

https://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/sd-defiant.php

I have found this site extremely helpful when writing up descriptions of different locations on the ship. I occasionally deviate to aid the storyline, like making the XO's quarters two rooms, and there are some non-sequiters, like a turbolift to nowhere on Deck, but overall I find it useful in maintaining continuity.

LT Lance

» Fleet Awards

Posted on Sat Jun 24th, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Admiral Ken Gillis in General News

Good day to you all!

Please find this month’s Fleet Awards HERE.

Unfortunately there is no representation from the Chuck Norris this month, but given that we’ve only just got the sim restarted, I’m sure that will change in the coming months! There’s certainly enough talent onboard!


Keep up the good work, and tell your friends about us! We’re always looking for players to join our crew!


Captain Paxton Beckett

» Departure of a Crewmember

Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2021 @ 2:24am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day All,

Lieutenant Djon Zyngh has decided that his writing style no longer coincides with the style of the sim. For this reason he has chosen to depart from the sim. We wish him well on his future endeavors.

For this reason, his characters will be written off the sim, however the current mission of "Death's Triangle" will continue, but the First Contact element can be put to the sideline.

Thank you,

Justin/Winters

» Clearing up the Personnel Roster

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 6:27pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day Everyone,

As some of you may have seen, from the last post of our current mission, to the Personnel Roster, there has been a purge to remove inactive players. All those players had not posted in over 3 months, and not logged in for over 2. I would like to make sure that our newer players, and anyone interested can get their choice to positions that are open.

I made this announcement in the discord, but I am also going to make it here. If you still would like to be listed as an active character, please let…

» A New Crewmember

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 5:53pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

=/\= Incoming Transmission =/\=

All hands this is the Captain, please welcome aboard the newest crewmember on the Chuck Norris:

Lieutenant JG Lyra Blake will be taking over the position as our Chief Medical Officer.

Please take the time to welcome them to the crew!

Thank you,

Captain Winters

=/\= End Transmission =/\=

Latest Mission Posts

» SB343 trip

Mission: The days of our lives
Posted on Thu Apr 17th, 2025 @ 4:18am by Captain Mira Rodale & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

ON:

{IKS Slivin, Bridge}

They had gotten approval to dock at SB343, but Mira was watching the base with a critical eye. “It looks like It has been under attack.”

Mira frowned as she looked over the Scan of the base. “It all looks good.“ Mostly human and the aliens that were on the base are ones you expected to encounter. A Little too many Ferengi for her liking but she have a little shrug.

The base was known for its medical supplies so Mira figured K’ner would get everything she felt they needed.

K'ner nodded at her, obviously thinking…

» To Kitten With Love

Mission: The days of our lives
Posted on Sun Apr 13th, 2025 @ 7:21pm by Commander Kevin Lance

on:
{Jubilant Embrace}

Kevin read the security report from Starbase 24 with a smile on his face. He had written many such reports during his time as a security officer and knew that the dry recitation of facts hid the true emotion on the event. Translating the subtext within the lines of the report, Kevin determined that Mira and the crew were having a wonderful time sowing as much chaos as possible. If Shadow and the power that be had plans that relied on Mira, they were going to be terribly disappointed. Couldn’t happened to a nice group of people,…

» Cruise control

Mission: The days of our lives
Posted on Fri Apr 11th, 2025 @ 4:28am by Captain Mira Rodale & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

ON:ON:

{IKS Slivin, Bridge}

Mira awoke, curled up in the captain’s chair with a empty bottle in her arms, cradled like a baby. It was empty. She even looked into the bottle to make sure. So she either drank the whole thing or one of her crew dumped it out. No one would have dumped whiskey out, so she had drank it all! Seemed reasonable.

With a little moan, she stretched and moved to a more dignified sitting position in the captain’s chair. It was a good thing Klingon command chairs were huge.


“Well that was fun!” She rubbed her…

» Now what

Mission: The days of our lives
Posted on Wed Apr 9th, 2025 @ 6:08pm by Captain Mira Rodale & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{Corks bar, SB24}

Mira took a swig of her bottle, still dancing. She was pretty sure they were suppose to be doing something before they left on the bird of prey. But her brain was too addled to think of the next step. Perhaps she should just punch someone. That normally started a fight. Didn’t it?

A screech sounded from the table as the woman seated there launched herself at Deena. The surprise on Deena's face was not matched by her body language and movement if someone were watching closely. She easily dodged the other woman's feral attempt to…

» Bar Fun

Mission: The days of our lives
Posted on Fri Apr 4th, 2025 @ 4:34am by Lieutenant Betaras K'ner & Captain Mira Rodale & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant JB Dersch

STAR FLEET COMMAND


Now, this might not go as well as his boss had hoped. He placed the PADD down on his desk the turned to leave. Perhaps, he wouldn’t be around when the man read the updates.

“Hold up!” Admiral Fox picked up the PADD and frown. “Is the mission completed?”

Reggie shook his head no. “She never showed for the undercover job we set for her and ….” He rubbed the back of his neck. “The ship was destroyed. A few escape pods ejected but….”

Admiral Fox started cursing. “if the woman is dead, do you know what…

Latest Personal Logs

» Personal Log: Lieutenant JB Dersch

Posted on Sun Jul 21st, 2024 @ 7:28am by Lieutenant JB Dersch

Date: 2392-07-21

Stardate: 58241.1

Location: USS Chuck Norris, Earth Orbital Dock

Log Entry

Well, here we are—on the brink of a new adventure as the USS Chuck Norris is almost ready to leave Earth’s orbit. It’s been a whirlwind of activity these past few weeks, and I’ve been doing my best to keep up with everything as the new Assistant Chief Security/Tactical Officer.

Ship's Status:

The Chuck Norris is still in the final stages of pre-launch preparations. The crew is abuzz with activity, completing system checks, calibrating equipment, and attending briefings. The atmosphere on board is charged with excitement, and…

» Personal logs

Posted on Sun Jun 2nd, 2024 @ 6:13pm by Captain Mira Rodale

on

{Personal logs}

Mira took a seat in her office. Her ribs were killing her. Picking up her PADD to see if anything required her attention right now. Scrolling down the reports, she found nothing that couldn’t wait.

Kevin had finally gone to his quarters for some much need sleep. Mira was hoping he found the more spacious quarters more restful. She had moved his desk out from his main quarters and put a couch in what used to be the hallway. But she left the rest for him to decide what he wanted.

Zimia had Kolar in the briefing…

» OMG

Posted on Thu May 30th, 2024 @ 7:00pm by Ensign Geneva Thorne

I feel stupid even writing this. I feel like a school girl after kissing my first boy.

The kiss, it was the best I've ever had. Maybe it was the build up, or the tension that's been building between us that just came to a head. It was strong, yet soft, and just made me want more.

And he was such a gentleman. I know he wants more, but he's holding back. And that's just...I don't even know how to describe it, it's making me want it that much more.

For the first time, in what feels like forever, I…

» We’re going on a mission!

Posted on Fri Mar 8th, 2024 @ 7:08am by Lieutenant T'Pralik

Personal log, Stardate 48315.6

Its been a wild few weeks. I’m now on my 15th day, and I’ve been told by the others that we’re again going on a mission. And worst of all? I’m going to have to go with them. On an alien planet. With primitive barbarians using rocks and spears. I’m altogether not feeling very positive about it at the moment.

Sure, this is why I joined Starfleet, but, especially after what happened in my first few days on the ship, I’m beginning to doubt what I’m capable of.

I was thinking that I might try to…

» The Arrival

Posted on Wed Feb 21st, 2024 @ 7:50pm by Lieutenant T'Pralik

he crew was buzzing with restlessness. After a few weeks of shore leave, it was proving difficult for many to adapt back to their normal lives aboard the Chuck Norris. Or then they were always like this, after all, this was Lieutenant T'Pralik's first day aboard the ship. She'd stepped aboard that morning just before the ship left the ports of Risa. She had been supposed to board the ship at least 3 days earlier, however her transport had gotten delayed at Deep Station 3 when the aft thrusters of her transport – the USS. Arrowhead – broke down.

After…