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Latest News Items

» Defiant-Class Deck Plans

Posted on Thu Dec 14th, 2023 @ 8:04pm by Commander Kevin Lance in General News

Hey Crewmates!

I have been using an online resource of official deck plans for Star Trek Universe ships.

https://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/sd-defiant.php

I have found this site extremely helpful when writing up descriptions of different locations on the ship. I occasionally deviate to aid the storyline, like making the XO's quarters two rooms, and there are some non-sequiters, like a turbolift to nowhere on Deck, but overall I find it useful in maintaining continuity.

LT Lance

» Fleet Awards

Posted on Sat Jun 24th, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Admiral Ken Gillis in General News

Good day to you all!

Please find this month’s Fleet Awards HERE.

Unfortunately there is no representation from the Chuck Norris this month, but given that we’ve only just got the sim restarted, I’m sure that will change in the coming months! There’s certainly enough talent onboard!


Keep up the good work, and tell your friends about us! We’re always looking for players to join our crew!


Captain Paxton Beckett

» Departure of a Crewmember

Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2021 @ 2:24am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day All,

Lieutenant Djon Zyngh has decided that his writing style no longer coincides with the style of the sim. For this reason he has chosen to depart from the sim. We wish him well on his future endeavors.

For this reason, his characters will be written off the sim, however the current mission of "Death's Triangle" will continue, but the First Contact element can be put to the sideline.

Thank you,

Justin/Winters

» Clearing up the Personnel Roster

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 6:27pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day Everyone,

As some of you may have seen, from the last post of our current mission, to the Personnel Roster, there has been a purge to remove inactive players. All those players had not posted in over 3 months, and not logged in for over 2. I would like to make sure that our newer players, and anyone interested can get their choice to positions that are open.

I made this announcement in the discord, but I am also going to make it here. If you still would like to be listed as an active character, please let…

» A New Crewmember

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 5:53pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

=/\= Incoming Transmission =/\=

All hands this is the Captain, please welcome aboard the newest crewmember on the Chuck Norris:

Lieutenant JG Lyra Blake will be taking over the position as our Chief Medical Officer.

Please take the time to welcome them to the crew!

Thank you,

Captain Winters

=/\= End Transmission =/\=

Latest Mission Posts

» Wedding

Mission: The days of our lives
Posted on Thu Jul 3rd, 2025 @ 5:10pm by Commander Kevin Lance & Captain Mira Rodale

On:

{Hvalset Fjord, Greenland, Guests housing}

Mira looked into the mirror to make sure she stilled looked good for Kevin. With a little nod, satisfied with her looks she picked up the bouquet turned to leave her room.

Zimia frowned, “Why are you so nervous? You do want to do this right?”

Mira sighed , “Of course it’s just that while Kevin and I were married in the Matrix. This is my first marriage in the ……. Real world.“

“Wait I thought you and Kolar were married.”

Mira frowned, “No. We did try to get married 3 times but each…

» Indecent Proposal

Mission: The days of our lives
Posted on Thu Jul 3rd, 2025 @ 4:31pm by Commander Kevin Lance

on:
{Mead Hall, Hvalset Fjord, Greenland)

It took a while but Kevin was able to deduce that that main purpose of the event in the mead hall was the cooking of the boar that Mira had killed, along with a couple of more to ensure no one went hungry at the wedding feast. The drinking and revelry were just distraction to make a boring task much more interesting.

Drinking came first. Horns clashed. Homebrewed mead flowed like a minor river. Kevin, never a particularly heavy drinker, tried to pace himself, but every toast ended in a chorus of “Skål!” and…

» What in the World?

Mission: Starbase 364
Posted on Mon Jun 30th, 2025 @ 3:15am by Captain Mira Rodale & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Tracey Walker Jr & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

:ON:

{Cargo Bay 3, USS Chuck Norris}

Kevin had never felt so tired in all of his life. And sore. And nauseous.

True to Shen’s word, the Andorian battle stimulant had kept him awake and alert for the past forty-eight hours. Through the wedding and the post-ceremony celebrations, through a wonderful night with his bride, through the arrival and outfitting of the newly refurbished Norris. He hadn’t been able to sleep so he had invested his time in spot checking the ship’s systems and physically inventorying the cargo manifest.

Now that the stimulant had run its course, the crash that…

» Almost time

Mission: The days of our lives
Posted on Fri Jun 27th, 2025 @ 6:31pm by Captain Mira Rodale & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:
{Hvalset Fjord, Greenland, Guests housing}

When Mira got into the bathroom, she frown. Ok, no shower and no tub. What the crap? She opened the only other door in the room and saw stairs going down. might as well see where this goes, she thought.

Getting to the bottom, she found a beautiful hot tub carved out of rock. On the other side of the room was a shower and shelving with towels and soap.

“Nice” Mira grinned. She would take a quick shower then soak in the hot tub. There was a bachelor party going on in one…

» Confession

Mission: The days of our lives
Posted on Fri Jun 20th, 2025 @ 3:25pm by Commander Kevin Lance

on:
{Nippon Information and Culture Center, Kyoto}

Kevin sat uncomfortably still, his knees folded awkwardly beneath him on the tatami mat. The yukata he wore—loaned to him from the cultural center’s collection—itched faintly at the collar, and he kept glancing toward the kettle as though it might signal what to do next. Around him, the Wa-no-Ma was quiet, reverent, bathed in soft light filtered through rice paper panels. The aroma of tatami straw, steam, and powdered green tea mingled in the air.

Shen’s whirlwind adventure across Europe, Australia, North America and now Asia had Kevin’s body wondering what time zone…

Latest Personal Logs

» Venus

Posted on Thu Jun 12th, 2025 @ 5:46pm by Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti

It's been a crazy few months, being gone away from the Chuck Norris and my family takes a toll.

But finally back on the Norris with Dianna and Venus, my how she has grown and she's already two years old.

I saved Mira's ass a few times but hey always have to be ready for anything.

» Personal Log: Lieutenant JB Dersch

Posted on Sun Jul 21st, 2024 @ 7:28am by Lieutenant JB Dersch

Date: 2392-07-21

Stardate: 58241.1

Location: USS Chuck Norris, Earth Orbital Dock

Log Entry

Well, here we are—on the brink of a new adventure as the USS Chuck Norris is almost ready to leave Earth’s orbit. It’s been a whirlwind of activity these past few weeks, and I’ve been doing my best to keep up with everything as the new Assistant Chief Security/Tactical Officer.

Ship's Status:

The Chuck Norris is still in the final stages of pre-launch preparations. The crew is abuzz with activity, completing system checks, calibrating equipment, and attending briefings. The atmosphere on board is charged with excitement, and…

» Personal logs

Posted on Sun Jun 2nd, 2024 @ 6:13pm by Captain Mira Rodale

on

{Personal logs}

Mira took a seat in her office. Her ribs were killing her. Picking up her PADD to see if anything required her attention right now. Scrolling down the reports, she found nothing that couldn’t wait.

Kevin had finally gone to his quarters for some much need sleep. Mira was hoping he found the more spacious quarters more restful. She had moved his desk out from his main quarters and put a couch in what used to be the hallway. But she left the rest for him to decide what he wanted.

Zimia had Kolar in the briefing…

» OMG

Posted on Thu May 30th, 2024 @ 7:00pm by Ensign Geneva Thorne

I feel stupid even writing this. I feel like a school girl after kissing my first boy.

The kiss, it was the best I've ever had. Maybe it was the build up, or the tension that's been building between us that just came to a head. It was strong, yet soft, and just made me want more.

And he was such a gentleman. I know he wants more, but he's holding back. And that's just...I don't even know how to describe it, it's making me want it that much more.

For the first time, in what feels like forever, I…

» We’re going on a mission!

Posted on Fri Mar 8th, 2024 @ 7:08am by Lieutenant T'Pralik

Personal log, Stardate 48315.6

Its been a wild few weeks. I’m now on my 15th day, and I’ve been told by the others that we’re again going on a mission. And worst of all? I’m going to have to go with them. On an alien planet. With primitive barbarians using rocks and spears. I’m altogether not feeling very positive about it at the moment.

Sure, this is why I joined Starfleet, but, especially after what happened in my first few days on the ship, I’m beginning to doubt what I’m capable of.

I was thinking that I might try to…