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The USS Chuck Norris is a Star Trek role play-by-post sim set in 2386. We like to have fun here on the baddest ship in the history of the Federation. If you would like to join us, click here and submit your application today.

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Latest News Items

» Defiant-Class Deck Plans

Posted on Thu Dec 14th, 2023 @ 8:04pm by Commander Kevin Lance in General News

Hey Crewmates!

I have been using an online resource of official deck plans for Star Trek Universe ships.

https://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/sd-defiant.php

I have found this site extremely helpful when writing up descriptions of different locations on the ship. I occasionally deviate to aid the storyline, like making the XO's quarters two rooms, and there are some non-sequiters, like a turbolift to nowhere on Deck, but overall I find it useful in maintaining continuity.

LT Lance


» Fleet Awards

Posted on Sat Jun 24th, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Admiral Ken Gillis in General News

Good day to you all!

Please find this month’s Fleet Awards HERE.

Unfortunately there is no representation from the Chuck Norris this month, but given that we’ve only just got the sim restarted, I’m sure that will change in the coming months! There’s certainly enough talent onboard!


Keep up the good work, and tell your friends about us! We’re always looking for players to join our crew!


Captain Paxton Beckett


» Departure of a Crewmember

Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2021 @ 2:24am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day All,

Lieutenant Djon Zyngh has decided that his writing style no longer coincides with the style of the sim. For this reason he has chosen to depart from the sim. We wish him well on his future endeavors.

For this reason, his characters will be written off the sim, however the current mission of "Death's Triangle" will continue, but the First Contact element can be put to the sideline.

Thank you,

Justin/Winters


» Clearing up the Personnel Roster

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 6:27pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day Everyone,

As some of you may have seen, from the last post of our current mission, to the Personnel Roster, there has been a purge to remove inactive players. All those players had not posted in over 3 months, and not logged in for over 2. I would like to make sure that our newer players, and anyone interested can get their choice to positions that are open.

I made this announcement in the discord, but I am also going to make it here. If you still would like to be listed as an active character, please let…


» A New Crewmember

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 5:53pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

=/\= Incoming Transmission =/\=

All hands this is the Captain, please welcome aboard the newest crewmember on the Chuck Norris:

Lieutenant JG Lyra Blake will be taking over the position as our Chief Medical Officer.

Please take the time to welcome them to the crew!

Thank you,

Captain Winters

=/\= End Transmission =/\=


Latest Mission Posts

» Challenge 1

Mission: Death before dishonor
Posted on Thu Oct 23rd, 2025 @ 11:22pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance

On:

It didn’t take long for them to end up in the turbo lift, heading down. Mira kept her hand in Kevin’s. There were so many things she wanted to ask about the woman they had just met, but she didn’t speak. Somehow she felt, whatever that was about, it would just upset her and she needed her mind clear for the battle ahead of her.

The doors opened and she stepped out.

K’lar, her brother in law, was standing there with a black fur. Of course, she would forget it. He slipped it around her shoulders and kissed her…


» What to do

Mission: Hide and seek
Posted on Tue Oct 21st, 2025 @ 9:57pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{Shuttle Sabine}

"Meet Entity Six-Zed-Zero." K’ner told her, using the designation provided by the computer scan.

Mira cursed as her eyes meeting the wispy looking entity. “Was it at one time one of the colonists? Or the Delazari?” or darker thought was it the God that started all the Ascending? If it was the last possibility they couldn’t bring it back to the ship. She wasn’t even sure if it was safe to bring it on the ship at all.

As if he had read her thoughts, Kevin informed the Chuck Norris that the shuttle was going to hold…


» Going home

Mission: Hide and seek
Posted on Tue Oct 14th, 2025 @ 6:39pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{Computer Core, Roanoke colony}

They had been there all night. The storm had gotten worse and Mira was sure that it must have damaged the upper decks. They had cut back the power to only the computer and a very low life support to keep the air breathable. Mira had dozed off with her head resting on Kevin’s arm.

Her commbadge went off. =/\= “Captain, this is the USS Chuck Norris. Are you there?”=/\= The voice was Chin, and it sounded like he had been trying to reach them for awhile.

Half asleep, she tapped her commbadge. “That would…


» Reports

Mission: Death before dishonor
Posted on Tue Oct 14th, 2025 @ 3:17am by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance

On:
{Mirror universe, Emperors quarters}

The large room was dimly lit. It proclaimed his wealth and he had lined the walls with weapons from all those he had conquered.

His cold blue eyes looked out at the planet below him dispassionately. Power had been all he wanted. All he needed. To rise to the position he was now. He had to shed a vast amount of blood. Destroy all who stood in his way and kill all who had known him.

His mother, father, sisters even his wife and children. He spared no one. He never regretted the decree. It…


» Decisions

Mission: Hide and seek
Posted on Tue Oct 7th, 2025 @ 3:05am by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{Computer Core, Roanoke colony}

Mira rolled her eyes at the comment of that’s why you get the big bucks. She had heard that a few times and it always meant passing the problem to someone else.

“First priority is get off this ghost making planet.” She raised and eyebrow at him and hid her smile behind the mug.

Her PADD gave a little beep. Looking down at the readings it would seem there was a malfunction in her suit from that ghost charge that hit her. She tapped in a command to restart the EV suit systems. It would…


Latest Personal Logs

» Dreams part 1

Posted on Wed Sep 17th, 2025 @ 7:24pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance

On:
{Personal quarters, USS Chuck Norris 2 days ago.}

She awoke with a start, expecting to be drenched in sweat. She wasn’t. Mira was safe in bed next to Kevin.

Mira’s fingertips rubbed her forehead another headache was in full force. The dream or more of a nightmare had happened again. She would love to just shove it away behind one of the many doors the Vulcan doctor had helped her make in her mind but she had been warned not to.

First Let it play out then it would go back to being behind the door it should be.…


» Venus

Posted on Thu Jun 12th, 2025 @ 5:46pm by Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti

It's been a crazy few months, being gone away from the Chuck Norris and my family takes a toll.

But finally back on the Norris with Dianna and Venus, my how she has grown and she's already two years old.

I saved Mira's ass a few times but hey always have to be ready for anything.


» Personal Log: Lieutenant JB Dersch

Posted on Sun Jul 21st, 2024 @ 7:28am by Lieutenant JB Dersch

Date: 2392-07-21

Stardate: 58241.1

Location: USS Chuck Norris, Earth Orbital Dock

Log Entry

Well, here we are—on the brink of a new adventure as the USS Chuck Norris is almost ready to leave Earth’s orbit. It’s been a whirlwind of activity these past few weeks, and I’ve been doing my best to keep up with everything as the new Assistant Chief Security/Tactical Officer.

Ship's Status:

The Chuck Norris is still in the final stages of pre-launch preparations. The crew is abuzz with activity, completing system checks, calibrating equipment, and attending briefings. The atmosphere on board is charged with excitement, and…


» Personal logs

Posted on Sun Jun 2nd, 2024 @ 6:13pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance

on

{Personal logs}

Mira took a seat in her office. Her ribs were killing her. Picking up her PADD to see if anything required her attention right now. Scrolling down the reports, she found nothing that couldn’t wait.

Kevin had finally gone to his quarters for some much need sleep. Mira was hoping he found the more spacious quarters more restful. She had moved his desk out from his main quarters and put a couch in what used to be the hallway. But she left the rest for him to decide what he wanted.

Zimia had Kolar in the briefing…


» OMG

Posted on Thu May 30th, 2024 @ 7:00pm by Ensign Geneva Thorne

I feel stupid even writing this. I feel like a school girl after kissing my first boy.

The kiss, it was the best I've ever had. Maybe it was the build up, or the tension that's been building between us that just came to a head. It was strong, yet soft, and just made me want more.

And he was such a gentleman. I know he wants more, but he's holding back. And that's just...I don't even know how to describe it, it's making me want it that much more.

For the first time, in what feels like forever, I…