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Latest News Items

» Defiant-Class Deck Plans

Posted on Thu Dec 14th, 2023 @ 8:04pm by Commander Kevin Lance in General News

Hey Crewmates!

I have been using an online resource of official deck plans for Star Trek Universe ships.

https://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/sd-defiant.php

I have found this site extremely helpful when writing up descriptions of different locations on the ship. I occasionally deviate to aid the storyline, like making the XO's quarters two rooms, and there are some non-sequiters, like a turbolift to nowhere on Deck, but overall I find it useful in maintaining continuity.

LT Lance

» Fleet Awards

Posted on Sat Jun 24th, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Admiral Ken Gillis in General News

Good day to you all!

Please find this month’s Fleet Awards HERE.

Unfortunately there is no representation from the Chuck Norris this month, but given that we’ve only just got the sim restarted, I’m sure that will change in the coming months! There’s certainly enough talent onboard!


Keep up the good work, and tell your friends about us! We’re always looking for players to join our crew!


Captain Paxton Beckett

» Departure of a Crewmember

Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2021 @ 2:24am by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day All,

Lieutenant Djon Zyngh has decided that his writing style no longer coincides with the style of the sim. For this reason he has chosen to depart from the sim. We wish him well on his future endeavors.

For this reason, his characters will be written off the sim, however the current mission of "Death's Triangle" will continue, but the First Contact element can be put to the sideline.

Thank you,

Justin/Winters

» Clearing up the Personnel Roster

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 6:27pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

Good Day Everyone,

As some of you may have seen, from the last post of our current mission, to the Personnel Roster, there has been a purge to remove inactive players. All those players had not posted in over 3 months, and not logged in for over 2. I would like to make sure that our newer players, and anyone interested can get their choice to positions that are open.

I made this announcement in the discord, but I am also going to make it here. If you still would like to be listed as an active character, please let…

» A New Crewmember

Posted on Thu Aug 26th, 2021 @ 5:53pm by Captain Aurther Winters in General News

=/\= Incoming Transmission =/\=

All hands this is the Captain, please welcome aboard the newest crewmember on the Chuck Norris:

Lieutenant JG Lyra Blake will be taking over the position as our Chief Medical Officer.

Please take the time to welcome them to the crew!

Thank you,

Captain Winters

=/\= End Transmission =/\=

Latest Mission Posts

» The Challenge

Mission: Death before dishonor
Posted on Wed Oct 1st, 2025 @ 3:15am by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance

On:

{USS Chuck Norris – Bridge}

It had been a few weeks since they had left the colony. Mira had put her all into training for her challenge with Trolon K’tict. Even after finding out she had been married before he made that challenge hadn’t changed the man's mind.

She rubbed her arm as she sat in the captain’s chair. She would need one more treatment on it to be fully healed. It was her own fault really. At the time she had felt Chek and Udaj were taking it easy on her so she had used the holobay. The…

» Reflections...

Mission: Starbase 364
Posted on Sat Sep 27th, 2025 @ 7:41pm by Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

{ Lower Levels }

K'ner noted yet another alert on her HUD. Now the Captain too had opened the seal on her environmental suit. Ah well, that was fully half the away team now, but they would all likely need to process through at least some quarantine anyway before being allowed to roam the ship freely when they returned...

She side-stepped the apparition she'd been tailing, still building data on the phenomena. Two of the other crew had reported a startling zap, like a static charge when they accidentally came into contact. She hoped her data added up before something…

» Raktajino over Evidence

Mission: Hide and seek
Posted on Thu Sep 25th, 2025 @ 6:09pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance

on:
{Roanoke Computer Core}

Mira awoke with a start as someone tapped on her shoulder. She turned to see Kevin, without his helmet, standing with a mug of steaming liquid. She blinked to clear her vision and make certain see was seeing him correctly. It was him. His smile teasing her from his bearded face. “Thought you might want a cuppa.”

By all that was holy he knew her weaknesses coffee. Cold, hot or in any other form. The sensors in her helmet displayed to Mira that the atmosphere was breathable so she removed her helmet as well after all…

» Storm of a lifetime

Mission: Hide and seek
Posted on Mon Sep 22nd, 2025 @ 9:13pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

On:

{ROANOKE, main floor}

Mira cursed looking out the view port. She turned back to the others. Her eyes then went to the empty environmental suits lying on the ground. Was this what had happened to the others?

“This isn’t going to work. We need to go lower in to the ground. Find the Jefferies tubes. It’s mandatory to have them on each deck incase of power outages. We go to the Subterranean city. It might be our only hope.” Mira told them then tapped her commbadge “Captain to the USS Chuck Norris. The storm hit us to fast. We…

» ESCAPE

Mission: Hide and seek
Posted on Tue Sep 16th, 2025 @ 7:27pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance & Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Betaras K'ner

ON:

{ROANOKE}

They had made it to the top. Mira looked out the huge viewing window that covered half the bar. “Funny how they allotted so much room to their offices lab and recreation centers when they gave the crew closets to live in.”

Her gloved hands rest on the ledge of the window as she looked out. That storm was going to be here shortly. “We can’t afford to be here when that hits and I have a challenge to answer to.” She turned back to the crew. “We need to go.”

She nodded with a frown on her…

Latest Personal Logs

» Dreams part 1

Posted on Wed Sep 17th, 2025 @ 7:24pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance

On:
{Personal quarters, USS Chuck Norris 2 days ago.}

She awoke with a start, expecting to be drenched in sweat. She wasn’t. Mira was safe in bed next to Kevin.

Mira’s fingertips rubbed her forehead another headache was in full force. The dream or more of a nightmare had happened again. She would love to just shove it away behind one of the many doors the Vulcan doctor had helped her make in her mind but she had been warned not to.

First Let it play out then it would go back to being behind the door it should be.…

» Venus

Posted on Thu Jun 12th, 2025 @ 5:46pm by Lieutenant Commander Awal Kronnelti

It's been a crazy few months, being gone away from the Chuck Norris and my family takes a toll.

But finally back on the Norris with Dianna and Venus, my how she has grown and she's already two years old.

I saved Mira's ass a few times but hey always have to be ready for anything.

» Personal Log: Lieutenant JB Dersch

Posted on Sun Jul 21st, 2024 @ 7:28am by Lieutenant JB Dersch

Date: 2392-07-21

Stardate: 58241.1

Location: USS Chuck Norris, Earth Orbital Dock

Log Entry

Well, here we are—on the brink of a new adventure as the USS Chuck Norris is almost ready to leave Earth’s orbit. It’s been a whirlwind of activity these past few weeks, and I’ve been doing my best to keep up with everything as the new Assistant Chief Security/Tactical Officer.

Ship's Status:

The Chuck Norris is still in the final stages of pre-launch preparations. The crew is abuzz with activity, completing system checks, calibrating equipment, and attending briefings. The atmosphere on board is charged with excitement, and…

» Personal logs

Posted on Sun Jun 2nd, 2024 @ 6:13pm by Captain Mira Rodale Lance

on

{Personal logs}

Mira took a seat in her office. Her ribs were killing her. Picking up her PADD to see if anything required her attention right now. Scrolling down the reports, she found nothing that couldn’t wait.

Kevin had finally gone to his quarters for some much need sleep. Mira was hoping he found the more spacious quarters more restful. She had moved his desk out from his main quarters and put a couch in what used to be the hallway. But she left the rest for him to decide what he wanted.

Zimia had Kolar in the briefing…

» OMG

Posted on Thu May 30th, 2024 @ 7:00pm by Ensign Geneva Thorne

I feel stupid even writing this. I feel like a school girl after kissing my first boy.

The kiss, it was the best I've ever had. Maybe it was the build up, or the tension that's been building between us that just came to a head. It was strong, yet soft, and just made me want more.

And he was such a gentleman. I know he wants more, but he's holding back. And that's just...I don't even know how to describe it, it's making me want it that much more.

For the first time, in what feels like forever, I…