Classes?

Posted on Fri Apr 5th, 2024 @ 3:22pm by Lieutenant Commander Kevin Lance & Captain Mira Rodale

Mission: Blood wine and vengeance
Location: Admiral's Yacht
Timeline: Present

On:
{Admiral's Yacht}

Tanom frowned as she walked away to find this yellow-haired......man. She would explain how you courted the mother of your child. IF she didn't step in there would be no more children for her to help raise. Kolar needed a brother or sister.

She found him on the flight deck of the opulent ship. He was busily tapping on a console but looked back at her when she entered. "Think off some new ways to kill me if I harm my own son?" he asked sarcastically.

"Many, but I am not here to discuss that," she replied, apparently unaware of the sarcasm.

Kevin turned back to the console and muttered "Do tell."

"Lady Rasmehlier is the leader of a Great House and she must have a strong bloodline to follow her," Tanom explained patiently, "It would be best if she were to chose a brave and honorable Klingon but she is infatuated with you,"

Kevin gave a small smile at the independent confirmation of Mira’s feelings,

"You aren't very attractive but you are strong and know how to fight. Against an old woman ar least," Kevin's smile faded at the frank and unflattering description of himself.

"Kolar proves that both you and my Lady have good genes," Tanom continued. "She believes you are attacted to her. So why is it the you haven't copulated with her?"

Kevin stopped in mid keystroke. Had he heard her correctly? "What did you say?" He asked.

"Why haven't you, oh what is the human phrase, um, 'make love' with her," Tanom asked again, "Are you inexperienced?"

"I am not going to discuss my sex life with you," he replied flatly.

"Ah, so you are inexperienced, " she concluded.

"No, I'm experienced enough," he countered, his face beginning to turn red, "She is the Captain. Its,, well, complicated."

"She wants you, you say you want her," Tanom replied with genuine confusion, "You drink alot of blood wine, recite some poetry, break a few bones, then you fornicate. What is so complicated?"

Kevin buried his head in his hands at the description of Klingon foreplay. "I am not Klingon," he said, feeling the heat in his face, "and I doubt that she wants to be...taken in the manner of her dead husband. If she did, she would have already done so with another Klingon male." It was an oversimplification he was certain but Tanom seemed unable or was unwilling to grasp more nuanced explanations.

" she has made it clear she is not Klingon as well." Tanom blinked, "Are you saying that she is the one not interested?! How dare you! " Tanom frowned as she thought. She did say she had been 19 and ......." Tanom growled, "neither one of you knows what to do with each other. " Then the old woman started to laugh and had to put her hand on the wall before she fell down.

Kevin turned a deeper shade of red. “There isn’t much information available on Trill romantic customs,” he replied defensively.

Then she got very worried. Mira wanted no part of a klingon male in her bed. It would seem she was not willing to that level of fun. She eyed Kevin. What could possibly be better?

“Captain Rodale informed me that you needed to settle some personal business before we depart,” Kevin addressed the Klingon nanny formally, desperately trying to side track this discussion, “You have thirty minutes, then I leave you behind.”

"I will be back. PERHAPS you should try human customs since she is interested in you."Tanom told him before departing. It was a good thing she was going with Lady Rasmehlier. It would look like she had her work cut out for her.

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Lieutenant Commander Kevin Lance
Executive Officer
USS Chuck Norris

and

Captain Mira Rodale
CO
USS Chuck Norris