Where's the Chuck Norris going
Posted on Wed Jan 10th, 2024 @ 2:55am by Captain Mira Rodale & Lieutenant Commander Kevin Lance & Lieutenant Awal Kronnelti
Mission:
The Avenger
Location: Delta-1 / Uss Chuck Norris
Timeline: current
On
{USS Chuck Norris}
Having Delta-1 turn around keeping caution as the Avenger followed behind, both Kronnelti and the commander heard over coms
“Attention all craft. Norris will be altering course to bearing 90 off our current beam. Change your navigation to maintain your position relative to us.”
Kronnelti asked who was steering the ship Lance or the Captain? he asked
=/\= Delta-1 to chuck Norris we have the Avenger trailing us =/\=
Kronnelti opened the view screen to the chuck Norris and hailed whoever was on the bridge.
Mira frowned. The scanners on the shuttle were at the max and she couldn't pick up any danger to the Norris. "Rodale to Intermeezo. The delta 1 has meet up with Avenger 1. Shrun says the Avenger 1 is in need of ... repair. Priority one."
Mira had talked to the captain about the story of the Avenger she hoped they were getting her meaning with coming out and saying it. Because if they were moving the ship, trouble might be close.
=/\= "All craft, prepare to execute on my command,” Kevin ordered, “Three. Two. One. Execute”. =/\=
Either the Norris had not received Mira's message or they were choosing to ignore it. If the latter, they must have a good reason.
Mira eyes met Kronnelti , and she said a few curse words in Klingon, making him laugh. "Fine it must be the Cardassians, and we aren't close enough for them to get our message. If it is the Cardassians, then the Avenger will have to be informed. If I can't get my captain, another captain will have to do."
She tapped a few buttons and then activated the connection to the Avenger. "Captain Shrun, permission to dock?"
The line was quiet for so long, Mira wasn't sure her message had been received. "I need to brief you on the situation we are in."
=/\= Permission granted =/\=
Nodding to Kronnelti, "You heard the captain. Let's dock and get this over with. I really was hoping to have Captain Intermeezo handle this, but...." she gave a little shrug. "Don't freak out when they point all the weapons at you. After all in their time, Klingons and the federation aren't on great terms."
"What about you?" Kronnelti asked.
Mira looked thoughtful. "I believe they would know what a trill is. Maybe we will both have weapons pointed at us." She gave a little laugh thinking that might be funny. "If we don't get killed, it will make for a great story. "
After Kronnelti docked, Mira turned to him. Leave your weapons here. " Mira slipped out her Mek'leth from its place on her back and put it on the ground.
{USS Avenger}
Mira smiled. Oh yeah, all weapons pointed at them.
"Good afternoon, Captain Shrun."
He wasn't smiling. She gave a little sigh. "I have a lot to brief you on and little time to do it. I had hoped to have my Captain talk with you, but it seems we have another problem to deal with before we can deal with anything else. What I am about to tell you will be unbelievable, but it is true. One, you are not in Romulan Space. How you got here, I don't know. You are in Cardassian Space, and we can be here for scientific research under the free transit of space for non-military purposes. It is one of the conventions from the Federation Cardassian treaty of 2370. " she winced. "That brings me to the next thing the year is 2386." She handed him her PADD.
Captain Shrun held Mira gaze for a long time. The women never looked away from him. If she was lying, she was really good at it. He couldn't tell. Looking down at the PADD, he was surprised to see how advanced it was and the information on it. His tiff with that damn Vulcan was even on it as if it were part of history.
"Okay, Commander, what are the problems with the Cardassians that I need to know."
"The USS Chuck Norris was sent here to find what we thought would be wreckage. We are permitted in this area to make an updated map. I don't think they believed me." she grinned at him.
"And what you found was us." he nodded.
"Right, for some reason, the USS Chuck Norris has changed its position. I don't know why, Sir. Since I can't get I ahold of my Captain. "
He smiled. "You came and told me." he nodded his head in understanding, still looking at her PADD. "It really is 2386?" he asked.
Mira nodded.
“We will Stay put here and wait on your ship to come back. While we do that, we will keep working on repairs. “
Mira nodded “Aye sir, I am good with commutations and power allocations.”
Off
Lt. Kevin Lance
and
Lt. Kronnelti
And
Commander Mira Rodale
