New Girl

Posted on Sun Aug 23rd, 2020 @ 12:54pm by
Edited on on Sun Aug 23rd, 2020 @ 12:56pm

Mission: The Game is Afoot
Location: Starbase 10

ON:

Ensign Tessa Riley had watched the events of the last couple of days unfold before her. She couldn’t believe what had been happening, and quite frankly she found the whole debacle embarrassing for the Chuck Norris and her crew.

As an operations officer based on Starbase 10, she had been present when Admiral Yoshimeyer had sent the Sutherland to assist the Thunderchild in attempts to hunt down the Chuck Norris. In fact, she had tried desperately to hold in guffaws of laughter. She’d never seen anything like it before in her relatively short Starfleet career.

She thanked the Gods that she was not posted on the Chuck Norris and would be enjoying a relatively easy assignment onboard the Starbase. She could sit around, practically do nothing, and feel her ass grow. This was a cushy number.

Finally, as Admiral Yoshimeyer had given Commander Winters his orders, Riley could no longer hold in the laughter. She let out a snorting snicker, that sounded almost like a pig snoring.

Yoshimeyer turned immediately towards the woman and stepped close to her until his nose was practically touching hers. “Ensign! Did I say something funny to you?!”

Aurther, Ech’am and Hudson delayed their departure from ops at this point to see how this dressing down would conclude.

“I didn’t find anything funny sir.” The woman stood straight, trying and failing to keep a smirk off her face. “I uh, choked on some spittle sir, it went down the wrong hole.”

The Admiral was far from impressed. He darted a look towards Winters and smiled broadly before turning back to address Tessa. “Tell you what,” he lifted the PADD that was currently in his hand and inputted some commands for a moment, “Since you like laughing, Ensign Joker, you can join this band of circus performers.”

Riley’s eyes widened, “Sir, don’t tell me you’ve...”

“Congratulations Riley, you are now officially part of the Chuck Norris crew as her Chief Operations Officer. I’ve just finalised your transfer.” The fake smile he was wearing quickly turned into a stern frown. “Now get your ass out of my operations centre and go with Winters. NOW!”


OFF:

Ensign Tessa Riley
Chief Operations Officer
USS Chuck Norris