Inside my head

Posted on Sat Mar 27th, 2021 @ 2:57am by Lieutenant Awal Kronnelti

Mission: Not Where I Belong
Location: USS Chuck Norris
Timeline: current

(Kronnelti's mind)

Facing off with two Romulan officers including the sub-commader....

Kronnelti: Holding a romulan phazer that was set to kill..So Commander you surprised to see me? You thought that after capturing me you could just easily defeat me just like that? I AM A WARRIOR KLINGON kronnelti screams as he fires and kills on of the officers and dodges a shot from the other.

The Sub-Commander just laughs, I'm impressed that you got this far klingon scum but unfortunately you will not survive as your alone with nobody to help you, as he walks in one direction and the officer walks the other. Your precious ship you call the Chuck Norris has been surrounded and well blown to bits with your captain on board.

Hearing this pisses off the Klingon, Kronnelti screams YOU LIAR, just as he is able to spot the officer in time and fires another shot to kill the last one on the bridge. Awal pops up and looks at the commander, the Chuck Norris doesn't go down that easy she will put up a fight.....as Awal says this the commander puts up the view screen and says well if you don't believe me see for yourself.

Awal turns around thinking he's going to be tricked but alast he actually sees the Norris exploding right before his very eyes. Kronnelti sheds a tear knowing his friends and his captain didn't have a chance, he turns back around and lo and behold the commander tackles him to the ground wrestling the phaser out of his hands.

(a distant voice)

AWAL..........AWAL.......SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

The commander just looks at Kronnelti and swipes his finger across his neck and just before he can do anything Awal screams a barbaric scream then grabs the commanders head and bashes it against his knocking out the commander and falling over to the floor unconscious.

(another distant voice)

Get these two to sick bay stat, I need to know what the hell is going on with him.