Sabotage, Beastie Boy Style
Posted on Sun Aug 30th, 2020 @ 5:57pm by Lieutenant Commander Balen Pibb & Chief Petty Officer Mark Ryoko
Edited on on Sun Aug 30th, 2020 @ 6:00pm
Mission:
The Game is Afoot
Location: Bridge
Timeline: After, Cherry Bomb
=ON=
=Bridge=
As soon as the Chuck Norris was within range.
"Smith, if you please," as Balen called to him.
*a tap here and a tap there*
"It's coming through now Pibb," as the Keplian Chief continued.
"Are you really going to eat that apple while making such demands of the Admiral?"
"Oh, yes, my dear Ryoko. Eating an apple while such negotiations makes one look cocky and that's the idea." Pibb and the bridge crew where dressed and Pirates and Rappers from centuries of old. Pibb was no exception. He was wearing a black leather trench coat, a fedora, several gold chains, including a clock.
And. One. Shinny. Red. Apple.
"Hailing frequencies are open Sir," as Smith hit the last button.
"This is acting Captain Balen Pibb of the Ultimate Bad Ass Ship Chuck Norris, to the Asshole pretending to be Admiral Yoshimeyer or whatever your calling yourself these days."
*Just then, the channel opened* "Son, you got a lot of nerve. I hope you've come to your senses and surrendering."
Pibb began to eat the apple.
Pibb smiled, "Actually, Sir. I've come to ask for your unconditional surrender."
As Pibb took another bit of the apple.
The Admiral laughed, even as phaser fire could be heard in the background. "You cannot be serious? All of Starfleet has orders to bring you in dead or alive. I don't care which."
"Ready Acting Skipper Pibb," as Ryoko was ready.
"Last chanse" as Pibb took yet another bit of the Apple.
"You cocky son of a bitch, I'll have your ass!" the Admiral said in anger.
"Now, Mister Ryoko..."as Pibb cued the music.
*Ryoko hit the button and all hell began*
Unbeknownst to anyone. Pibb and Ryoko had hacked the database and found the Stations prefix code. Pibb had every intention to bring the Admiral to his knees.
*Music begging to play Sabotage, by the Beatie Boys*
:::Can't stand it,
I know you planned it,
I'ma set it straight,
This Watergate.:::
With in seconds the plan began to spring into action. The Stations shields began to fail.
Ensign Ben Homer Exclaimed," Our shields. They are falling!" As he frantically tried but, failed to bring them up.
*the BASS picked up*
The Admiral looked around in shock, staring at the control console before him. "Well raise THEM!" He shouted back.
Homer, "I can't!!" as he slammed his fist to the tactical station.
"Wanna reconsider Admiral?" as he smugly ate the apple.
:::Can't stand rocking when I'm up to here,
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear.
So, while you sit back and wonder why,
I got this fogging thorn in my side.
Oh my god, it's a mirage.
I'm telling y'all it's sabotage.:::
The Chuck Norris then decloaked and began it's sinister barrage to bring the Station and the Admiral to it's knees. The music barreled out of every speaker. The Station included. Everyone was about to know what was coming. The Chuck then began concentrated phaser and torpedo fire on key areas to temporarily cripple the Station. The Chuck Flew about the Station like a Nat at a BBQ. Just buzzing the hell out of you. Chuck just fired here and there for several minutes.
:::So, so, so, so listen up 'cause you can't say nothing.
You shut me down with a push of your button.
But yo, I'm out and I'm gone.
I'll tell you now I keep it on and on.
'Cause what you see you might not get,
And you can bet, so don't you get souped yet.
Scheming on a thing that's a mirage,
I tell you now it's sabotage.:::
"beam Suppa Captain Norris over to the Station," Pibb cried with joy. as He spun thr chair around in a cirlce.
"Unleash, the Dog's of war!!!!", Pibb cried.
:::Why?
Listen all y'all this is sabotage.
Listen all y'all this is sabotage.
Listen all y'all this is sabotage.
Listen all y'all this is sabotage.:::
*The bridge crew began to sing along and rock out during the attack on the Station.*
:::Can't stand it,
I know you planned it
I'ma set it straight,
This Watergate.
Can't stand rocking when I'm in this place.
Because you're so disgraced, 'cause you're all in my face.
Make no mistake when I switch up the channel
I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be, it's a mirage.
You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage.:::
OFF
Balen Pibb
ACOS
USS Chuck Norris
&
Chief Ryoko
Chief Investigator
USS Chuck NOrris
