Cherry Bomb

Posted on Sun Aug 30th, 2020 @ 5:57pm by Lieutenant Commander Balen Pibb & Chief Petty Officer Mark Ryoko
Edited on on Sun Aug 30th, 2020 @ 5:59pm

Mission: The Game is Afoot
Location: Bridge
Timeline: After, El Mon Cap'etan

=ON=

=Bridge=

Both Ryoko and Smith looked at Pibb like he was nuts.

"What makes you think this hair brain plan of ours will work?"

"My dear Keplian, it's so insane that it will work and work beautifully at that. Hell we...oh, nevermind." As Pibb continued.

Pibb was remembering the Jail Break and Theft of the ship.

Pibb accessed the replicator and replicated a Mobil Emitter and activated the EMH.

"Please state the nature of the Medical emergency," it replied.

"Now, to copy and paste. *tapping through several screens* Skin overlay..."the Second EMH now looked like the legendary Chuck Norris. "And, not just any Chuck Norris, this one has power windows...."*tapping through even more screens. Soon the new Chuck was in a red Starfleet Command uniform with not four or even five gold pips on his collar but, seven. Yes, seven gold rank pips.*

Ryoko was in a state of disbelief. "Balen, you can't promote him to that rank. No one in Starfleet has ever been ridiculously promoted beyond a Fleet Captain and even that rank is more of a running joke."

Pibb looked back at the Chief. "No, my Chuck will be a Supper Captain. I'm just Suppa Sayin is all."

"This Chuck also, is programed with every major martial art ever conceived. Full knowledge of Starfleet systems and protocols, full medical database so each punch and kick will land with efficiency. No, this is the Chuck Norris of dreams."

*As Balen hit the enter button to full activate the program.*

Just then Supper Captain Chuck Norris came to life.
"Please state the nature of the ass kickable emergency," he gave the searing look only Chuck Norris could give.

"Oh, yes.." Pibb replied.

"Oh, God Pibb. What have you done?" Ryoko continued.

"Fog yes", Smith exclaimed.

Pibb and Ryoko looked back at Smith and found him gitty.



OFF

Ensign Balen Pibb
ACOS
USS Chuck Norris

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Chief Ryoko
Chief Investigator
USS Chuck Norris