Rock the House
Posted on Sun Sep 6th, 2020 @ 6:33pm by Lieutenant Commander Balen Pibb & Chief Petty Officer Mark Ryoko
Mission:
The Game is Afoot
Location: Evening
Timeline: Sometime after they return
=ON=
=The Bar stage on Starbase 10=
Balen, looked over the recently formed band. Dam, we look good and sound even better. They were dressed all Bowie style from the video they watched earlier. Pibb now in full make up and costume.
The Ferengi anouncer, "and, without further adu, I give you Mr. Pibb and the Smooth N' Easy Band!!"
Ryoko on bass kicked in a mean riff, Chuck started in with the sax. As both Starkiller on guitar and Smith on drums joined in. The rhythm what righteous indeed.
Balin began....
"Blue Jean, I just met me a girl named Blue Jean"
D.J. Beerus kicked in the symbols on cue....
"Blue Jean, she got a camouflaged face and no money
Remember they always let you down when you need 'em
Oh, Blue Jean, is heaven any sweeter than Blue Jean?"
A brief pause and and Ryoko slammed a hard "B" string.
"She got a police bike"
Pibb bounced his head side to side in rhythm.
"She got a turned-up nose"
Balen nodded to Smith.
Smith went for the sax in full as leaned back.
"Sometimes I feel like" the band backed up nicely, (oh, the whole human race)
"Jazzin' for Blue Jean (oh, and when my Blue Jean's blue)
Blue Jean can send me (oh, somebody send me)
Somebody send me (oh, somebody send me)"
They band had the entire room standing and dancing the night away. Snapping and clapping as the go to the beat. The crowd was eating it up. The Ferengi bar keep was joyous as he continued to serve drinks. Dabo girls everywhere....
"One day I'm gonna write a poem in a letter
One day I'm gonna get that faculty together
Remember that everybody has to wait in line
Blue Jean, look out world, you know I've got mine"
"She got Latin roots"
Ryoko and Killer snag and circled each other as they went on.
"She got everything"
Pibb grabbed a spot light off the rack and began to highlight the crowd as the cheered him on...
"Sometimes I feel like (oh, the whole human race)
Jazzin' for Blue Jean (oh, and when my Blue Jean's blue)
Blue Jean can send me (oh, somebody send me)
Somebody send me (oh, somebody send me)"
Obviously, somebody in the audience was having a difficult time opening a bottle of champagne. He gave up after a few attempts. The bouncer pointed to him and Pibb nodded.
"Sometimes I feel like (oh, the whole human race)
Jazzin' for Blue Jean (oh, and when my Blue Jean's blue)
Blue Jean can send me (oh, somebody send me)
Somebody send me (oh, somebody send me)"
And, with he snap of his fingers Pibb launched glitter and streamers everywhere. The crowd loved it.
"Somebody, somebody (oh, somebody send me)
Somebody send me (oh, somebody send me)"
"Thank you, thank you everyone! We're here for a few more if you'll have us?" Pibb cried out. The audience cheerful screaming
"yeah!!"
As Balen continued "Alright!! Give it up for Chief Ryoko on Bass!" As he blasted a solo.
"Ensign Starkiller on Guitar!" He let on a solo as well.
"Ensign Smith on Drums!" As he banged out a mean on with Ryoko keeping the bass line.
"D.J.Beerus, on Keyboards and tables," he produced the most righteous Grove only a Catain could bring.
"And last but, not least Suppa Captain Chuck Norris, on sax!!!," continuing with a bodacious sax solo worthy of the Norris name.
"That's the Smooth N Easy band!!! and, I'm the host with the most Balen Pibb."
OFF
Enjoy the night.....
LT. Balen Pibb
CoS
USS Chuck Norris
&
Chief Ryoko
Investigator
&
Ens. Starkiller
Conning
&
Ens. Smith
Science
&
D.J. Beerus
Entrepreneur
&
Suppa Captain Chuck Norris
Bad Ass Hologram
