Captain's Log Whatever

Posted on Thu May 14th, 2020 @ 12:10am by Captain Grover vonMcCormick

{USS Chuck Norris, Captain's Cabin}

Captain's log, stardate.... stardate, oh what does it matter anyway? I have no idea where we are or what this ship is doing. Back to whatever the heck I was occupying myself with. End log.

OFF:

For those new to the ship, Captain vonMcCormick was ordered to stay in his quarters for the duration of the mission.